Sundog Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Quincy, have you found out why the corpse weighs 2 tons? A: You have an elevated phone level. Q: Doc, I swallowed my cell! What's wrong with me? A: Acidosis of the eyeballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Acidosis of the eyeballs. Q: What happens if I stare into this sulfur pit? A: A million tiny snowflakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A million tiny snowflakes. Q: Wow, that's disgusting. What can we use to cover it up? A: He says he's mathematically proven the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow, that's disgusting. What can we use to cover it up? A: He says he's mathematically proven the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Q: Why do you thik this guy has a Ni! complex? A: That was amazingness beyong belief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was amazingness beyond belief! Q: I told you this place served the perfect steak dinner, didn't I? A: Rachel Weisz, Patricia Velasquez, and two Super Soakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rachel Weisz' date=' Patricia Velasquez, and two Super Soakers.[/quote'] Q: What is your definition of Heaven? A: The editorial staff of Marvel, a pile of bricks, and a thousand comic book fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The editorial staff of Marvel' date=' a pile of bricks, and a thousand comic book fans.[/quote'] Q: Could you possibly give me an easier straight line? Sorry, couldn't help myself. Real Question: Q: List three things in order of increasing value and intelligence. A: Not for all the diamonds in Arkansas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not for all the diamonds in Arkansas! Q: You're not going to raid the Great Gem Exchange of Little Rock for me? A: I wanted to play a Rouge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're not going to raid the Great Gem Exchange of Little Rock for me? A: I wanted to play a Rouge. Q: Since you're the first player here, I'd like you to take the role of the Colour out of Space. A: Subtle I am not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Subtle I am not. Q: So, Flying-Mallet Man, it looks like you've ruined our undercover investigation. Again. What have you got to say for yourself? A: Feelings of joy and contentment, followed by immediate loss of consciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Flying-Mallet Man, it looks like you've ruined our undercover investigation. Again. What have you got to say for yourself? A: Feelings of joy and contentment, followed by immediate loss of consciousness. Q: How did it feel to land in Power Girl's cleavage? A: No, that would be fatal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did it feel to land in Power Girl's cleavage? A: No, that would be fatal. Q: So, After landing in Powergirl's Cleavage, did you grab Wonder Woman's rear? A: She maced me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, After landing in Powergirl's Cleavage, did you grab Wonder Woman's rear? A: She maced me. Q: ..And then you grabbed Hawkgirl's tits!?! A: A most rude and uncivilized action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A most rude and uncivilized action. Q: What did Supergirl think of your attempt to look up her skirt? A: Quick, change the subject! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quick' date=' change the subject![/quote'] Q: Don't you hate having explosive flatulence every time you eat a....? A: And that is why I shot him with the bazooka, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Superman shrugged off the shots from your 30-06? A: Even his eyes are armored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even his eyes are armored. Q: Doctor Doom's suit has been improved? How? A: Excuse me while I kiss this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excuse me while I kiss this guy. Q: So you decided to come ot of the closet? A: Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese. Q: Who am I to disagree? A: Everybody's looking for some Thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who am I to disagree? A: Everybody's looking for some Thing. Q: Ben Grimm has disappeared? A: She was poured into that costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She was poured into that costume. Q: Anyone seen Fluid Gal lately? A: with so many Barons, they'll never find the real one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: with so many Barons' date=' they'll never find the real one.[/quote'] Q: Excuse me, I was supposed to meet von Richthofen here. Has anyone seen him? A: Vala Mal Doran, Kaylee Frye, Lyta Alexander, and Ezri Dax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vala Mal Doran' date=' Kaylee Frye, Lyta Alexander, and Ezri Dax.[/quote'] Q: Give four really silly sounding names. A: Heck, give me a dozen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heck' date=' give me a dozen![/quote'] Q: And do you want me to put this Destructobot in a paper bag or a plastic bag? A: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And do you want me to put this Destructobot in a paper bag or a plastic bag? A: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy. Q: Why are deboning knife salesmen always welcome in Ogre lairs? A: Paralcohol. For when you want to be smashed with a brick, not your drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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