Cancer Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can only dream about being that cool! Q: What is the salient feature of pretending to be a snowman in August in Oklahoma? A: That wasn't what he meant when said he wanted a couple of hot chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't what he meant when said he wanted a couple of hot chicks. Q: Who ordered the Chipotle-Habanero Chicken Dinners with Tabasco sauce? A: On everything that humans can consume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: On everything that humans can consume. Q: What is McDonald's trying to get its label on? A: Zooey Deschanel, fudge ripple ice cream, and 500 kilos of gold bouillon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zooey Deschanel' date=' fudge ripple ice cream, and 500 kilos of gold bouillon.[/quote'] Q: What would you like for desert, and how much are you willing to pay? A: Rev. Fred Phelps, a hundred yards of barbed wire, and a car battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rev. Fred Phelps' date=' a hundred yards of barbed wire, and a car battery.[/quote'] Q: Name three things you wouldn't want to find in your pajamas. A: I can't think of anything right now. Except Jewel Staite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't think of anything right now. Except Jewel Staite. Q: Why are you drooling uncontrollably? A: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's big' date=' it's heavy, it's wood.[/quote'] Q: Hey, is that Log-Man I see over there? A: I thought that's what I was hearing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought that's what I was hearing! Q: Is that Beowulf in the distance? A: Welcome to Hotel California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to Hotel California. Q: Okay, it's the middle of the night, and you've woken me up. What ave you got to say for yourself? A: They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, it's the middle of the night, and you've woken me up. What ave you got to say for yourself? A: They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast. Q: Did you know the Eagles were into X-Men torture-porn? A: I have nothing to lose except my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have nothing to lose except my pants. Q: Do you really trust a dry cleaner that only charges fifteen cents for each article of clothing? A: Tasty raspberry gelatin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tasty raspberry gelatin! Q: What is the antidote for yucky tapioca pudding? A: She was heavier than a duck. That's why we burned her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She was heavier than a duck. That's why we burned her. Q: What did he say that made you think he's been watching too many Monty Python movies? A: It's the party duck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the party duck!! Q: What did Ford Prefect try to yell to Arthur Dent just before he got hit in the small of the back with one hell of a party? A: I'd have thought it'd take more batteries than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd have thought it'd take more batteries than that. Q: Wow! Who'd have throught you could power a working-model lightsaber with two D-cells? A: It's a cattle stampede in the shopping mall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! Who'd have throught you could power a working-model lightsaber with two D-cells? A: It's a cattle stampede in the shopping mall! Q: What makes you think someone is practicing eugenics on our population? A: Do you actually have a mind, or do you just go on instinct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do you actually have a mind' date=' or do you just go on instinct?[/quote'] Q: My name's Jayne Cobb, and I'm about to kick the butts of everyone in this bar. A: You can't take the sky from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My name's Jayne Cobb, and I'm about to kick the butts of everyone in this bar. A: You can't take the sky from me. Q: You're going to be launched into orbit for the rest of your life. Any last words? A: Crude Boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Crude Boil. Q: What did the Exxon Valdeex call their BBQ? A: Spider Bites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Exxon Valdeex call their BBQ? A: Spider Bites Q: Name an ineffective marketing campaign. A: Her last Brazillian Wax included the bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her last Brazillian Wax included the bees. Q: How did the supermodel die? A: Alligators all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alligators all around. Q: How did Amos Moses lose his hand? A: And from the wreckage, I will arise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And from the wreckage' date=' I will arise.[/quote'] Q: What is TheSmellOfBurningAndDeath Man's war cry? A: I shall triumph!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is TheSmellOfBurningAndDeath Man's war cry? A: I shall triumph!! Q: Now that I have you surrounded by my ENTIRE ARMY, do you have anything to say, PositiveThinkingMan? A: In the extra-large impound lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the extra-large impound lot. Q: Hey, boss, Captain Sheridan refused to pay rent on his quarters, so we went ahead and repossessed the entire station. Where do you want it? A: I love it when things explode like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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