Sundog Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did you know I've been featured in a number of magazines? A: Floyd's of London. Q: Give me an example of an overcompetitive younger brother. A: No, that attachment is for quite another use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that attachment is for quite another use.[/quote'] Q: Is it true that you had that third arm added to help with your ski-boxing? A: Tasty strawberry desserts for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tasty strawberry desserts for everyone! Q: What is the most important part of your plan for world domination? A: Carrot cake. Whether you want it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Carrot cake. Whether you want it or not. Q: That is an interesting doomsday device. What exactly is it? A: Unicron approaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unicron approaches. Q: What amkes you think my dyslexia is a major handicap as a summoning mage, Mommy? A: I cast Create Infinite Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What amkes you think my dyslexia is a major handicap as a summoning mage, Mommy? A: I cast Create Infinite Pizza. Q: Why was I almost eaten by Pepperoni a second ago? A: Spongiform Timecube Encephalitis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spongiform Timecube Encephalitis. Q: What will Spongebob Squarepants probably die from? A: That's why she got the restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why she got the restraining order. Q: Don't tell me, let me guess...Death Tribble was stalking Gillian again? A: She's going to get her man one day, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's going to get her man one day' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: Why would an old maid like her want to join the RCMP? A: rabbits, chickens, cows and ducks! Turn the lights on! Fiat lux! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: rabbits, chickens, cows and ducks! Turn the lights on! Fiat lux! Q: What were that crazy old man's last words? A: A cop out, but an acceptable one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cop out' date=' but an acceptable one.[/quote'] Q: What did you say after throwing that abusive policeman out of the bar? A: Here There Be Dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here There Be Dragons. Q: How can you tell that the guy who designed the city's construction traffic detour map is active in SCA? A: Mexican gum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell that the guy who designed the city's construction traffic detour map is active in SCA? A: Mexican gum! Q: What snack can you only find in the United States? A: Ah, but I have a FOUR-section staff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ah' date=' but I have a FOUR-section staff![/quote'] Q: How do you know Doctor Destroyer has taken his bureacratic ambitions way too far? A: I'd get more sleep in Downtown Baghdad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd get more sleep in Downtown Baghdad. Q: You look like cr@p! Did your roommate have his girlfriend over again last night? A: It makes you wonder if you'll ever laugh again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It makes you wonder if you'll ever laugh again. Q: So, what did you think of Meet the Spartans? A: This play is guarunteed to close on Page Four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This play is guarunteed to close on Page Four. Q: You've written a play about a knight who keeps killing his young proteges? How does it end? A: Badly, or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Badly, or Worse. Q: Who do we choose from for our next contestant? A: Knowledge of Bigfoot-like communities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Knowledge of Bigfoot-like communities. Q: How do you earn a degree from the Yeti Institute? A: Grab that cash with both hands, and make a stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grab that cash with both hands' date=' and make a stash.[/quote'] Q: What is the first sentence in the VIPER Agent Field Guide's chapter on bank robberies? A: I think I need a Lear jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I need a Lear jet. Q: Your Macbeth helicopter just crashed! How will you escape now? A: Right Now would be a good time to Repent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right Now would be a good time to Repent. Q: I pented, but it didn't work! A: In a nut shell, or even smaller space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I pented, but it didn't work! A: In a nut shell, or even smaller space. Q: What did you think of my study on miniaturization? A: No, you can't have a cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you can't have a cheeseburger.[/quote'] Q: What did you just say to that cat?!?? A: Quiche, or a very rare hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quiche' date=' or a very rare hamburger.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to Sam & Ella's Diner! What can I get for you? A: You can only dream about being that cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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