Tim Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you thought gasoline was expensive.... Q: Like my Alternative fuel car? It runs on ground diamonds. A: The exhaust is what kills you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Like my Alternative fuel car? It runs on ground diamonds. And unfortunately, it still doesn't cut down on carbon emissions. A: The exhaust is what kills you. Q: Why is it so dangerous to try to work on a running rocket engine? A: What I wouldn't give for a real, live flying dragon right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What I wouldn't give for a real' date=' live flying dragon right about now.[/quote'] Q: How do you like my fake, dead ground-bound dragon? A: I have marched six weeks in Hell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have marched six weeks in Hell.... Q: What was your camp-out like? A: ...and six more weeks in Heaven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...and six more weeks in Heaven... Q: After the camp-out you spent time recuperating at an all girls medical college? A: He's our godling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's our godling Q: Is he your ding-a-ling? A: The Indivisible Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is he your ding-a-ling? A: The Indivisible Man Q: Who shall we get to check out our new fully automated saw mill? A: Superbeings Against the War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Superbeings Against the War. Q: Dove and Ollie Queen have started a new group? What are they calling it? A: Not without my grenade launcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not without my grenade launcher. Q: You finally going to take care of that septic tank? A: Killing her softly with my song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You finally going to take care of that septic tank? A: Killing her softly with my song. Q: What were you charged with, Black Canary? A: Everybody's got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everybody's got one. Q: Why can't you sell any more Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenzas? A: Thing One and Thing Two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thing One and Thing Two. Q: What does Pariah call the niece and nephew he had lunch with the other day? A: We don't get even, we get odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't get even' date=' we get odd.[/quote'] Q: What is the Joker's tag line? A: It's five o'clock somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's five o'clock somewhere. Q: You just got to work, Murgatroyd! Why are you leaving now? A: Somewhere the tea is getting cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just got to work, Murgatroyd! Why are you leaving now? A: Somewhere the tea is getting cold. Q: Why are you mailing flamethrowers to random destinations? A: No, this is pseudo-science. You want next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' this is pseudo-science. You want next door.[/quote'] Q: Is this the Conspiracy Theory office? A: You're only saying that because you're out to get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this the Conspiracy Theory office? A: You're only saying that because you're out to get me. Q: Have you managed to get yourself untied yet? A: MASSIVE atomic weaponry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: MASSIVE atomic weaponry. Q: Hey, did you hear that Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Brittany Spears are all having a party? What shall we send to the party? A: Take that, you peace-monger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take that' date=' you peace-monger![/quote'] Q: What did the note say that was attached to the scud missile? A: The time for fear is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time for fear is over. Q: We've been torn limb from limb and now we're disembodied spirits on our way to the Elysian Fields. I told you that would happen, but noooooooooooooooo, you had to insist we three could fight the Dark Hordes all by our lonesomes. See where it got us? A: Actually, we were trying to cure the common cold, and we got this instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' we were trying to cure the common cold, and we got this instead.[/quote'] Q: Wow! Is this that hip new plague the Rare Hot? A: I told you to get me a plaque! PLAQUE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! Is this that hip new plague the Rare Hot? A: I told you to get me a plaque! PLAQUE! Q: I don't know why you wanted one, but here's a WWII vintage 88. A: It's guided by fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's guided by fear. Q: Did you really use a Rottweiler as the guidance system for our new cruise missile? A: What a bunch of lightweights! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What a bunch of lightweights! Q: What about Roberto Duran, Floyd Mayweather, Alexis Arguello, and Oscar De la Hoya impresses you? A: I have issues with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have issues with you. Q: Hey, did you know I've been featured in a number of magazines? A: Floyd's of London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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