Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the nature of the Bast. Q: Why is that Egyptian Goddess tearing up the curtains? A: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. Q: I made a half-pony half-monkey monster to please you! What's with all the screaming? A: That cyberdemon was a wuss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That cyberdemon was a wuss! Q: Your computer just bit off your hand, yet you seem blase! A: Crackers, cheese, and dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your computer just bit off your hand, yet you seem blase! A: Crackers, cheese, and dynamite. Q: What do you get when you combine a garden party with someone who doesn't know everything about his antique camera? A: It's the sound of one hand flushing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the sound of one hand flushing. Q: Name a truly ineffective way to dispose of a dismembered corpse. A: The tub caught it all! Ha Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The tub caught it all! Ha Ha! Q: Why are you so wet? And what happened to the flowers and candies that you were getting? A: Here is The Pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here is The Pack. Q: So you think offending the Big Bad Wolf was a bad idea, Guido. What was your first clue? A: If you won't admit me, I'll huff and I'll puff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you won't admit me' date=' I'll huff and I'll puff![/quote'] Q: Sorry, but we won't let you join our glue-sniffing and pot-smoking club. A: Premeditated, premedicated, what's the diff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Premeditated' date=' premedicated, what's the diff?[/quote'] Q: Are you really planning to use the 'Not guilty by reason of impaired mental state' defense? A: Somebody needs to be beaten with a stick for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you really planning to use the 'Not guilty by reason of impaired mental state' defense? A: Somebody needs to be beaten with a stick for that. Q: Did you hear that someone compiled ALL the dead baby jokes? A: I give you - KONG ONNA STICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I give you - KONG ONNA STICK! Q: Jeff, are you really writing José Jalapeño out of your act? A: It's not what you think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Jeff, are you really writing José Jalapeño out of your act? A: It's not what you think! Q: OMG, what the hell are you doing in bed with your girlfriend's mother, her sisters, and her dog? A: "So, Cthulhu, Xenu, and Tom Cruise walk into a bar..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: "So' date=' Cthulhu, Xenu, and Tom Cruise walk into a bar..."[/quote'] Q: This place looks like a war zone! What the hell happened here?! A: A tall, leggy blonde with sunglasses and an assault rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tall' date=' leggy blonde with sunglasses and an assault rifle.[/quote'] Q: How would you describe last night's blind date? A: A short busty brunette with a grenade launcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A short busty brunette with a grenade launcher. Q: Your blind date from last night sounds cool! Does she have a sister? A: A waifish redhead with a pair of samurai swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A waifish redhead with a pair of samurai swords. Q: Describe the typical otaku's sex-dream girl. A: A fat ugly bald chick with a butter knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A fat ugly bald chick with a butter knife. Q: What kind of virgins are suicide bombers getting when they reach the afterlife? A: I'd hit that . . . with my car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd hit that . . . with my car! Q: Have you ever seen Paris Hilton? A: They never should have told the Mars lander to dig deeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They never should have told the Mars lander to dig deeper. Q: What do you mean, NORAD's picked up a fleet of ships moving towards Earth in attack formation? A: Cute little elves with chainsaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cute little elves with chainsaws. Q: What's your first clue that Santa is having trouble with the union? A: Amazing! It really is full of eels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your first clue that Santa is having trouble with the union? A: Amazing! It really is full of eels! Q: What quote epitomizes Weird Japanese Porn? A: I shall be - a zit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I shall be - a zit! Q: Is your reinvcarnaton not going as planned? A: Today breakfast, tomorrow the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Today breakfast, tomorrow the world! Q: What is Galactus eating now? A: Don't look up the skirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't look up the skirt! Q: The five-hundred-foot woman is attacking! How do we avoid her wrath? A: It's Gravy with Gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Gravy with Gasoline. Q: Hey, Human Torch looks like he's really enjoying that chicken-fried steak you made for him. What's your secret? A: And you thought gasoline was expensive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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