Basil Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming custard pies of doom! Q: What is the signature weapon of the lamest superhero ever? A: SquareSponge BobPants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the signature weapon of the lamest superhero ever? A: SquareSponge BobPants. Q: And what do we have this week on "Rip-off Theatre"? A: Big bat...very big Bat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Big bat...very big Bat... Q: "Alfred recommended today that I go on a diet. I wonder why....." A: It's a trade-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a trade-off. Q: "So if I give you my liberty, you'll give me paranoia, phantom nemeses and oppression?" A: The Chocolate side of the Force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Chocolate side of the Force. Q: What do the best-liked Jedi follow? A: Washing my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do the best-liked Jedi follow? A: Washing my car. Q: What do you call this activity involving water, dirt, children spraying each other and nothing much getting done? A: He's the undecorator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's the undecorator. Q: This place just bacame extremely plain. Who was the mystery person who did that? A: The modom of DOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The modem of DOOM! Q: How do Latverians access the Internet? A: The curious action of the dog in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The curious action of the dog in the night. Q: Why is my yard full of holes? A: Satisfaction guaranteed or no money back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Satisfaction guaranteed or no money back! Q: Describe the warranty at Foxbat Motors? A: Great Shades of Elvis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Great Shades of Elvis! Q: Why do I have this sudden desire to shake my hips and talk in a very funny accent? A The Blue Screen of Death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A The Blue Screen of Death! Q: You stole the grim reaper's screen saver? What does it look like? A: Robots playing basketball. Badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Robots playing basketball. Badly. Q: So, I hear they're gonna remake Space Jam with the characters from Wall-E. What can we expect? A: That song should NEVER be on SingStar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' I hear they're gonna remake [i']Space Jam[/i] with the characters from Wall-E. What can we expect? A: That song should NEVER be on SingStar! Q: What comment do you have on your new song, Achey Breaky Head, being described as "beyond execrable"? A: Mass Defect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mass Defect. Q: Why are all those people marching out of the cathedral? A: Sundog, Death Tribble, and high-powered rifles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are all those people marching out of the cathedral? A: Sundog, Death Tribble, and high-powered rifles. Q: Name three things cooler than you! A: Definitely unsympathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Definitely unsympathetic. Q: What does the bumper sticker on the Death Star say? A: Here comes the Glitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here comes the Glitch. Q: Check it out - Microsoft's releasing a new version of Windows! A: Not quite as fresh as I'd hoped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not quite as fresh as I'd hoped. Q: How's your green eggs & spam this morning? A: I think burning at the stake is too lenient a punishment for that, but I'll go along with it anyway because it's cheap and convenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's your green eggs & spam this morning? A: I think burning at the stake is too lenient a punishment for that, but I'll go along with it anyway because it's cheap and convenient. Q: What do you think of the new anti-spam laws? A: I hooked the ice-gun up to an SR-71! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hooked the ice-gun up to an SR-71! Q: Explain, in rhyme, why our old spy plane isn't working. A: Eat his shorts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Explain, in rhyme, why our old spy plane isn't working. A: Eat his shorts! Q: In the Hulkiverse, what were the last words said by Bart Simpson? A: Very strong. Inversely smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very strong. Inversely smart. Q: What is the most polite way of describing Solomon Grundy? A: Her pants are cutting off my circulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her pants are cutting off my circulation. Q: Why are you staring at Mary Jane Watson like that? A: If there's anything that ever looked better than that, I'm not aware of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you staring at Mary Jane Watson like that? A: If there's anything that ever looked better than that, I'm not aware of it. Q: It's a triptych of Monroe, Gabor and Day, why? A: It's the nature of the Bast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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