Pariah Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need you on this Q: What is Hillary Clinton hoping Barack Obama will tell her at the Democratic Convention? A: I have no response to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have no response to that. Q: And how do you think Bill Clinton would interpret "I need you on this"? A: Well, I never thought I'd see THAT at the Democratic Convention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how do you think Bill Clinton would interpret "I need you on this"? A: Well, I never thought I'd see THAT at the Democratic Convention! Q: What do you mean George Bush Sr. won the vote??? A: No, the power of faith won't help in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the power of faith won't help in this case.[/quote'] Q: The superconducting magnets at the Hadron Supercollider are failing! Shall I call a priest? A: So you take a big bag of your big-city money there and buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So you take a big bag of your big-city money there and buy it. Q: I've always wanted to own my own town! How do I go about it? A: He'd go great with potatoes and beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He'd go great with potatoes and beer. Q: What do you think of that roast hog? A: Beer solves almost everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beer solves almost everything. Q: Why does that keg of Michelob hold all those police detective medals? A: That's the point of having a cake you can't eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the point of having a cake you can't eat. Q: I'm sorry, but do you mean to tell me that the Total Perspective Vortex extrapolates the whole of reality from a single piece of fairy cake?! A: Schrödinger would have been proud...or maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, but do you mean to tell me that the Total Perspective Vortex extrapolates the whole of reality from a single piece of fairy cake?! A: Schrödinger would have been proud...or maybe not. Q: The Cat is a lie. A: Yes, it is...post orbital bombardment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' it is...post orbital bombardment.[/quote'] Q: Are they really dropping mail crates on us from space? A: Nobody in their right mind, I can tell you that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody in their right mind' date=' I can tell you that![/quote'] Q: So, Mr. Pariah, you're declaring your candidacy for POTUS? Who is your running mate? A: That's still better than the usually-considered alternatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's still better than the usually-considered alternatives. Q: All he said was, "Maybe yes, maybe no." A: Alright then, we'll try it in a Volkswagen. But NOT a Mini-Cooper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alright then' date=' we'll try it in a Volkswagen. But NOT a Mini-Cooper![/quote'] Q: Don't you think this will make a swell getaway car for our heist? A: We never knew what friends we had until we came to Leningrad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We never knew what friends we had until we came to Leningrad. Q: We hear you're running from the West; may we offer you a rest? A: It's got sin on every page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We hear you're running from the West; may we offer you a rest? A: It's got sin on every page! Q: What's the best part of Leviticus? A: The firebombs weren't the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The firebombs weren't the problem. Q: Oh gods, someone just set off a dozen firebombs in the White House! A: With a spoon, so it will hurt less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a spoon' date=' so it will hurt less.[/quote'] Q: How did the Punisher's mom punish him? A: We need an Ark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We need an Ark. Q: Right, what's an Ark? A: That doesn't make as much sense as it first appears to, if you really stop and think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That doesn't make as much sense as it first appears to' date=' if you really stop and think about it.[/quote'] Q: If pi were exactly 3.00, circles would look like hexagons, right? A: You had me at "solar-powered laser crocodiles of doom". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You had me at "solar-powered laser crocodiles of doom". Q: Noah, why aren't you collecting 2 of every animal like I commanded? A: I ain't taking one of them back, you change one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I ain't taking one of them back' date=' you change one of them.[/quote'] Q: Ewww, one of the babies we just adopted is really stinky! Can we take it back? A: I'm going to Florida! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to Florida! Q: Where are you going to get your "how to rig an election" lessons? A: I've got to admit, that's a big walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got to admit' date=' that's a [i']big[/i] walrus. Q: Did you say this was a mermaid? A: That was Omaga Supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was Omaga Supreme. Q: Did you just make a Terminator that looks like Diana Ross? A: Check your sanity at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just make a Terminator that looks like Diana Ross? A: Check your sanity at the door. Q: What's the most important aspect of a Tism concert? A: Flaming custard pies of doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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