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A: The power to Revolutionize the World!

 

Q: What do you need an axle 20,000 kilometers long for?

 

A: Time to pepper the Doctor.

 

Q: What's the last thing Livingston heard from his cannibal friends?

 

A: Ashes to concrete.

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A: When in doubt' date=' remember that ducks can fly [i']if properly motivated[/i].

 

Q: What do you mean, the Anaheim hockey team wants to take the bus to its game in Montreal?

 

A: Not for a million space bucks.

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Q: Can I buy a candy bar on the Moon?

 

A: Inflation killed him, literally.

 

 

Q: Did you hear about the guy who mistook the plumbing outlet on his spacesuit for the oxygen recharge valve?

 

 

A: Blowing a trombone in a desert.

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