Basil Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like going to war over Pepsi. Q: So, we're fighting the bad guys while flying above a lake of Coke. There can be nothing else that resembles this in the slightest. A: I've seen wurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen wurst. Q: What can you say after your trip to the Delicatessen Convention of Vienna? A: You can't clip a guy from behind like that. Clip him from the front! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't clip a guy from behind like that. Clip him from the front! Q: I'm giving a friend a haricut. Any advice? A: With a tractor, usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm giving a friend a haricut. Any advice? A: With a tractor, usually. Q: What's the most efficient way to get your daughter off the phone? A: Atom Kitty Puffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Atom Kitty Puffs! Q: If Astro Boy ate breakfast cereal, what brand would he prefer? A: The penguin gets you beaten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The penguin gets you beaten up. Q: Why do you say I shouldn't hang out with Spheniscidae? A: It's in Latin for a reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's in Latin for a reason! Q: I can't find the legal term for "You are completely bleeped".... A: All kidding aside, it's not safe to eat that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All kidding aside' date=' it's not safe to eat that.[/quote'] Q: Is it safe to eat this uranium and arsinic salad? A: This is a radioactive salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a radioactive salad. Q: Albert, why must we take this Geiger counter to every restaurant we visit? What are you afraid of? A: The Hulk was here, very recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Hulk was here, very recently. Q: Why is the entire town destroyed? A: I made one guy mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the entire town destroyed? A: I made one guy mad. Q: Why is the entire town destroyed? A: Syrupy badness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Syrupy badness. Q: What happens when you leave a three-year-old alone at the table at an International House of Pancakes? A: It's a pity I've run out of bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a pity I've run out of bullets. Q: Why was the drug dealer happy that the Punisher showed up? A: And they all came tumbling down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was the drug dealer happy that the Punisher showed up? A: And they all came tumbling down. Q: What happened when the Punisher got ahold of some homing missiles? A: I'll just stick to my Axe, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll just stick to my Axe' date=' thanks.[/quote'] Q: Take your pick? A: There's a giant book hidden inside me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a giant book hidden inside me! Q: Why do you only hang out at the public library? A: The power to Revolutionize the World! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Take your pick? A: There's a giant book hidden inside me! Q: Why are there letters behind your eyes? A: It's a photovoltaic bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a photovoltaic bomb. Q: What uberweapon needs a flash grenade to trigger it? A: Porcupines at .998 lightspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Porcupines at .998 lightspeed. Q: What is the worst animal that one can think of? A: Time to pepper the Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The power to Revolutionize the World! Q: What do you need an axle 20,000 kilometers long for? A: Time to pepper the Doctor. Q: What's the last thing Livingston heard from his cannibal friends? A: Ashes to concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ashes to concrete. Q: What does a Reverse A-Bomb do? A: When in doubt, remember that ducks can fly if properly motivated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: When in doubt' date=' remember that ducks can fly [i']if properly motivated[/i]. Q: What do you mean, the Anaheim hockey team wants to take the bus to its game in Montreal? A: Not for a million space bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not for a million space bucks. Q: Can I buy a candy bar on the Moon? A: Inflation killed him, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I buy a candy bar on the Moon? A: Inflation killed him, literally. Q: Did you hear about the guy who mistook the plumbing outlet on his spacesuit for the oxygen recharge valve? A: Blowing a trombone in a desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blowing a trombone in a desert. Q: What does George Clooney's mating call sound like ? A: I need you on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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