Cancer Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Code monkey not say it out loud' date=' code monkey not crazy, just proud.[/quote'] Q: What is this?!? The message box just says "Reformatting C:, please wait..." A: 115 grams of plastic explosive molded into the form of a CD and shellacked into stiffness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 115 grams of plastic explosive molded into the form of a CD and shellacked into stiffness. Q: What would prefer instead of that CD collection of William Shatner's and Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits? A: He joined the Narcoleptic Bomb Disposal Squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would prefer instead of that CD collection of William Shatner's and Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits? A: He joined the Narcoleptic Bomb Disposal Squad. Q: Dude, what ever happened to Dozar the Dozarian? A: I was watching my DVD of Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was watching my DVD of Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 at the time. Q: The whole planet just got one big headache. What could have caused it? A: That's what the Highlander would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what the Highlander would do. Q: What gives you the right to chase me around with a whopping great sword while playing the bagpipes? A: Of the two, I'd say the bagpipes were worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of the two' date=' I'd say the bagpipes were worse.[/quote'] Q: There was really a guy chasing you around with a whopping great sword while playing the bagpipes? That sounds awful! A: In a town in the woods at the top of a hill, there's a house where no one lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a town in the woods at the top of a hill' date=' there's a house where no one lives.[/quote'] Q: Transylvania Realty Incorporated! What can I sell you today? A: A wizard in the basement of a bar knows your name and who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A wizard in the basement of a bar knows your name and who you are. Q: Wait, we just got to the Prancing Pony, like, thirty seconds ago. How can people be asking for us by name already? A: You've never been that lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've never been that Lucky. Q: Why can't I have a marshmallow charm that lets me control Time? A: History shows again and again how Nature points out the Folly of Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I have a marshmallow charm that lets me control Time? A: History shows again and again how Nature points out the Folly of Men. Q: In what way, would you say, does man discover much to his dismay? A: No, that's just another shuttle crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that's just another shuttle crash.[/quote'] Q: So, is that a an original idea for this week's Star Trek: Voyager episode? A: My mind started to wander in the middle of the second song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My mind started to wander in the middle of the second song. Q: How did that Cone of Silence Spell go again? A: That's how Indiana Jones would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's how Indiana Jones would do it. Q: Why did you use that method of getting between Miss Illinois and Miss Ohio? A: It's in the box, and it's definitely dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you use that method of getting between Miss Illinois and Miss Ohio? A: It's in the box, and it's definitely dead. Q: I don't think Schroedinger said anything about shotguns... A: No, I do want to bother you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I [i']do [/i]want to bother you. Q: Why are you bothering me with quantum mechanics? Don't you have anything better to do? A: In five-hundred-foot-tall letters of blazing red neon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In five-hundred-foot-tall letters of blazing red neon. Q: Is this the "Press Button to destroy the Aliens" sign? A: An enormous quantity of lemmings just passed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: An enormous quantity of lemmings just passed here. Q: I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cliches just died. A: Every OTHER Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every OTHER Friday. Q: Okay, so I can't eat meat on Friday the 13th, any other times? A: You can take your pick, it's one or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can take your pick' date=' it's one or the other.[/quote'] Q: What are my options at Digging Tools That Ain't Shovels, Inc.? A: You live where I live, and I live where you live, and we live where Pigs live -- in Trees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You live where I live' date=' and I live where you live, and we live where Pigs live -- in Trees![/quote'] Q: If you could translate the grunts and shrieks of Cheeta, Tarzan's chimp, what would he be saying? A: Alternate Thursdays, the 3rd and 4th Wednesdays of every month, the 8th, 16th, and 24th of every month, and any day that rhymes with "Mean." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alternate Thursdays' date=' the 3rd and 4th Wednesdays of every month, the 8th, 16th, and 24th of every month, and any day that rhymes with "Mean."[/quote'] Q: When is Oscar the Grouch's Special Day? A: It's a bird and a plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a bird and a plane! Q: How do you like my mechanical pteredon? A: Sorta like a coat of arms, but not a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorta like a coat of arms' date=' but not a lot.[/quote'] Q: Like my Coat of Legs? A: That's what I call Bass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what I call Bass! Q: Is this a trout? A: Well, they are commonly confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' they [u']are[/u] commonly confused. Q: Have you noticed that your *** looks just like a hole in the ground? A: It's like going to war over Pepsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.