Basil Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I really shouldn't have taken the bus today. Q: You've just been arrested for Grand Theft Auto. If convicted, this will be your third conviction, and you'll go down under the Three Strikes statutes. Have you nothing to say for yourself? A: Yeah, yeah, fine; but the beer is still lousy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' yeah, fine; but the beer is still lousy.[/quote'] Q: We got you three 50-yard-line seats for the Super Bowl, one for you and one each for Miss December and Miss January, plus hickory smoked ribs and all the Keystone Light you can drink. Are these accommodations satisfactory? A: All we want to do is eat your brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We got you three 50-yard-line seats for the Super Bowl, one for you and one each for Miss December and Miss January, plus hickory smoked ribs and all the Keystone Light you can drink. Are these accommodations satisfactory? A: All we want to do is eat your brains. Q: The cornerstone of the "Zombies are people too" campaign: A: You have FAILED. You have attained ZERO SUCCESS. You have snatched DEFEAT from the jaws of Victory. You loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have FAILED. You have attained ZERO SUCCESS. You have snatched DEFEAT from the jaws of Victory. You loser. Q: Would you like to play a game of Total Thermo Nuclear War? A: Ice Breakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you like to play a game of Total Thermo Nuclear War? A: Ice Breakers. Q: What's the biggest problem with surfing off Novaya Zemlya? A: You don't want me to answer that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't want me to answer that question. Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: I'll make a note of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: I'll make a note of it. Q: You caught it, you pureed it, you spread it out and dried it into a flat square. Now what are you going to do to it? A: No, I didn't deactivate the robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I didn't deactivate the robot.[/quote'] Q: Do you know why Mister Data is just standing there like a statue, Wesley? A: When in doubt, just remember that it's a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: When in doubt' date=' just remember that it's a chicken.[/quote'] Q: This new dancer, Boorishnakoff, doesn't seem to be getting along with the ballerinas. All he does is stand around a cluck a lot. Any suggestions? A: It sucks to be a clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It sucks to be a clown. Q: What right do you have to be so jealous of the trapeze artist and the sword swallower? A: This is a superb chance to make your donkeys nice and clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you know why Mister Data is just standing there like a statue, Wesley? A: When in doubt, just remember that it's a chicken. Q: Seth Green just called; the Robot Chicken mascot has escaped the studio and is running amok in downtown Los Angeles. How are we going to stop it? A: I told you before there is no escaping the nature of the universe, and it is that nature that has once again brought you before me. Where others see coincidence, I see consequence...where others see chance, I see cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a superb chance to make your donkeys nice and clean. Q: Somebody just opened a mule-polishing franchise! A: With Brillo pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With Brillo pads. Q: How does Matter-Eater Lad usually order his lunch? A: Did I say overlords? I mean Protectors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Did I say overlords? I mean Protectors! Q: Was that a quote from "Rules for Evil Overlords"? A: But not on the good china! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But not on the good china! Q: I can eat Alpo if I want to, can't I? A: Just ask yourself, "What would Captain America do?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I can eat Alpo if I want to, can't I? A: Just ask yourself, "What would Captain America do?" Q: Your threatening to invade Mexico and North America, all for the sake of getting to Carnivale? I'm to believe this? A: Because I'm a Goddess, that's why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I'm a Goddess' date=' that's why![/quote'] Q: Why do you have dozens of young, tanned, well-muscled men lying prostrate at your feet? A: Okay, no more beer for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay, no more beer for you! Q: Isn't Granny Goodness haawt? A: They need to be more confident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They need to be more confident. Q: Wow, these VIPER agents you hired can't hit the broad side of a barn! They're worse than the last batch! What's their problem? A: Bratwursts marinated in vodka and roasted over an active volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bratwursts marinated in vodka and roasted over an active volcano. Q: Hey, Doc Destroyer, what's for lunch? A: That is the will of Doctor Doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is the will of Doctor Doom! Q: What's this paper? It reads, "I, Victor Von Doom, being of superior mind and body..." A: Triple sudden-death overtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Triple sudden-death overtime. Q: What is the prefered way to end a game for Death Tribble? A: The Sparkily Hat knoweth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the prefered way to end a game for Death Tribble? A: The Sparkily Hat knoweth. Q: Why should I take advice from a loony in a glitter covered hat? A: I may be cynical, but I'm still here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I may be cynical' date=' but I'm still here![/quote'] Q: Do you really think a cynic like you belongs in the Avengers, Logan? A: You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff. Q: I don't wanna nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan: spend your whole life locked inside a mall? A: Code monkey not say it out loud, code monkey not crazy, just proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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