Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you not to look into the blue one. Q: Where oh where has my sanity gone? A: I think you'll find it over there, in the box that says "Clue". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you'll find it over there, in the box that says "Clue". Q: Can you tell me where to find a 1 inch long plastic lead pipe? A: I wouldn't use the Billiard table anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't use the Billiard table anymore. Q: What part of "pool party" did you not understand? A: Mom! Victor is trying to conquer the world! Again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mom! Victor is trying to conquer the world! Again! Q: What was Albert von Doom's childhood complaint? A: Only with horseradish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only with horseradish! Q: Do you really eat the hearts of your enemies to gain their courage? A: All you need is love. Really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All you need is love. Really! Q: Repeat a silly cliche. Really! A: This needs more horseradish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This needs more horseradish. Q: What's the most common complaint about California rolls? A: Obviously you don't know the difference between sushi, sashimi and bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviously you don't know the difference between sushi, sashimi and bait. Q: Who would have thought you could get Sushi out here in the boondocks? A: Worms are just living spagetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Worms are just living spagetti. Q: Are you sure you're not interpreting "vermicelli" just a little too literally? A: Smile when you call me that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Smile when you call me that! Q: Hey! That! What are you doing, That?! A: Actually, it's 43. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! That! What are you doing, That?! A: Actually, it's 43. Q: What do you mean The Hitchhiker's Trilogy got it wrong? A: It has roughly the same relationship to real life as Soap Operas have to entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It has roughly the same relationship to real life as Soap Operas have to entertainment. Q: What was it like being the subject of a feature story in Life magazine? A: I...I was not aware of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was it like being the subject of a feature story in Life magazine? A: I...I was not aware of that. Q: Did you know you are not wearing any clothes? A: It makes Meet the Feebles look like Sesame Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It makes Meet the Feebles look like Sesame Street. Q: What do you think the movie of Avenue Q will be like? A: Ten percent foam rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ten percent foam rubber. Q: How would you describe Pamela Anderson? A: Monkeys and beatles and barenaked ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe Pamela Anderson? A: Monkeys and beatles and barenaked ladies. Q: What bands have had the most impact on your alleged mind? A: The monkey is a figment of someone else's imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The monkey is a figment of someone else's imagination. Q: Do you really walk around town with a pygmy elephant, a three-legged dog, a monkey, and a cross-dressing unicyclist? A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. That accounts for the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you really walk around town with a pygmy elephant, a three-legged dog, a monkey, and a cross-dressing unicyclist? A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. That accounts for the smell. Q: Why did you just get a portapotty delivered? A: It's an antitornado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's an antitornado. Q: Look at the destruction here! Surely this wasn't due to just a single tornado, was it? Those don't leave smoking, radioactive five-hundred-meter craters in the ground! A: All that and a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All that and a bag of chips. Q: Did you really want five cheeseburgers, three corn dogs and two large Canadian bacon and Pineapple pizzas to go? A: It's a bad day to be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a bad day to be human. Q: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS. A: See? So many problems solved by invoking spontaneous human combustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: See? So many problems solved by invoking spontaneous human combustion. Q: Whatever happened to San Diego? A: Everything you think is true is really false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whatever happened to San Diego? A: Everything you think is true is really false. Q: What's the worst thing about being a Fundamentalist? A: The distant rumble of spuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The distant rumble of spuds. Q: Idaho's decided to invade Utah? How can you tell? A: Four hundred fifty-nine thousand trillion dollars, give or take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Four hundred fifty-nine thousand trillion dollars' date=' give or take.[/quote'] Q: How much will it cost to fill my gas tank again? A: I really shouldn't have taken the bus today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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