Sundog Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your parents told you to sacrifice the neighbor's cat to the ghost of Elvis. Why won't you do it? A: Stupid is as stupid does. Q: Hey, look! I can steer with my teeth! A: He looks well, for a man six years dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He looks well' date=' for a man six years dead.[/quote'] Q: So, have you seen your zombie uncle lately? A: Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, have you seen your zombie uncle lately? A: Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. Q: Do you have an answer to the question I posed you last week? A: In the shadow of Paraguay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the shadow of Paraguay. Q: Where can I find Uruguay? A: Don't cry for me, Argentina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't cry for me, Argentina. Q: What did you tell your girlfriend---what's her name, R.G.? A: South of the boarder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: South of the boarder. Q: Where is my room in relation to our paying houseguest's? A: The Enemy of the Platypus is Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Enemy of the Platypus is Man. Q: Alright, so all you've decided about your new PC is he's related to your old one, The Echidna, and he's got a Hunted who's really after him. Have you figured out any more about this PC? A: "Homo homini lupus" It means "Man is a wolf to man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Homo homini lupus" It means "Man is a wolf to man." Q: So do you have any idea what "lupus lupinii homo" means? A: I don't like that guillotine of yours. It makes an awful mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't like that guillotine of yours. It makes an awful mess. Q: Why are you trying to put an edge on that butter-knife? A: And other spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And other spreads. Q: Neither This, That, nor Other can seem to hit the martial artist. So This is going to switch his VPP into an Area Effect attack, That is going to Brace and Set, and....what was I going to have Other do, again? A: These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Neither This, That, nor Other can seem to hit the martial artist. So This is going to switch his VPP into an Area Effect attack, That is going to Brace and Set, and....what was I going to have Other do, again? A: These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me. Q: Power Girl: Okay, I caught you. Now, why won't you get off my chest? A: Pain beyond any you have known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pain beyond any you have known. Q: Power Girl: Okay, I caught you. Again. Do you remember what I said you'd get if I ever caught you doing that again? A: Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. Q: Hay thar, buddy! I jist blew inna town an' I'm a-lookin' fer someone with a "rill purty mouth" if'n ya know whut I mean. A: He doesn't understand, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He doesn't understand either. Q: Which do you find more comprehensible, "evik no quillak" or "evik lo quivvak"? A: Mandy, the duck! The duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mandy' date=' the duck! The duck![/quote'] Q: Should I choose Randy the Exploding Chicken, Handy the Peck-Your-Eyes-Out Hawk, or Mandy the Friendly Duck? A: With ginger sauce, because it's Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With ginger sauce' date=' because it's Monday.[/quote'] Q: What cologne should Howard the Duck wear? A: I said five hours at 200 degrees, not two hours at 500 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said five hours at 200 degrees' date=' not two hours at 500 degrees.[/quote'] Q: Here's your nice crispy potroast! Did I get it right? Is it supposed to bear an astonishing resemblance to charcoal? A: That's not what I meant by a rare steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not what I meant by a rare steak. Q: Here you are, sir, just what you ordered; a sharpened piece of highest quality ebony. A: Tamale and tamari and tahini, creeps on at this petit point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tamale and tamari and tahini' date=' creeps on at this petit point.[/quote'] Q: You've been reading Shakespeare and drinking Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters again, haven't you? A: Toledo was just another pit stop along the good King's highway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Toledo was just another pit stop along the good King's highway. Q: Can you name an unremarkable gig in Elvis' first tour? A: It looks like the rampaging gnus are back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It looks like the rampaging gnus are back. Q: Why do I have hoofprints all over my new sport coat? A: All that and more for only $30.00 a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All that and more for only $30.00 a day! Q: What is the current cost for afterlife these days? A: These are the bunnies of doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: These are the bunnies of doom. Q: k_b is on the loose again? How can you tell? A: No, he really is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: k_b is on the loose again? How can you tell? A: No, he really is dead. Q: Fluffy isn't dead, he's just shedding...skin... A: I can't think of a single evil ritual that needs that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't think of a single evil ritual that needs that. Q: Did you order a Living Heart from a Politician? A: I told you not to look into the blue one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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