Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its circle shows in a ghostly glow of earthly luminescence. Q: What makes you think the Summon Rainbow Monkey ritual is going horribly wrong, Numbuh Three? A: In my class? Hardly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In my class? Hardly. Q: Since it's obvious that sine squared plus cosine squared is equal to one, can we just skip that part of the proof? A: We can only grow the way the wind blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Since it's obvious that sine squared plus cosine squared is equal to one, can we just skip that part of the proof? A: We can only grow the way the wind blows. Q: Okay, so why do you grow all your corn here in giant twisting towers? A: That's really disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's really disgusting. Q: It's the biggest ball of snot in Minnesota! How do you like it? A: And the meek shall inherit the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the Meek shall inherit the earth. Q: So you've genegineered giant monsters named The Meek? A: I want to rock and roll all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want to rock and roll all night. Q: Why are you partying every day? A: You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You drive us wild' date=' we'll drive you crazy.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think a jeep safari in Kenya will lead to insanity? A: The glimpse of a woman's smile, through a window in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The glimpse of a woman's smile, through a window in the rain. Q: How'd you get caught and arrested for being a peeping tom? A: My mind was taking a little vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My mind was taking a little vacation. Q: Power Girl caught you staring?! A: You knew the limits, you were always out of bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Power Girl caught you staring?! A: You knew the limits, you were always out of bounds. Q: Power Girl caught me staring?! A: So, big, so round, so inaccesible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So' date=' big, so round, so inaccesible...[/quote'] Q: What is your fascination with elliptical galaxies? A: Infant sacrifice makes it pricier, but the extra bang is worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your fascination with elliptical galaxies? A: Infant sacrifice makes it pricier, but the extra bang is worth it. Q: I don't think that's necessary to summon a sex demon... A: Raxor edged throwing eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Raxor edged throwing eels. Q: How do you know those were the Fish Market Ninjas? A: A stunning performance of the d minor Tocatta and Fugu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A stunning performance of the d minor Tocatta and Fugu. Q: What do you mean the organist just died? A: Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night. Q: Why are your bedroom walls covered in posters of Mama Munster? A: That sounds like a good hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounds like a good hook. Q: Don't keep pulling me around by my mouth! That hurts! What the heck are you doing, anyway? A: Stop dragging my car around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop dragging my car around. Q: Why are you constantly following me? Why the $^&*# won't you quit following me?! A: Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quick to judge' date=' quick to anger, slow to understand.[/quote'] Q: Can anyone give me the neanderthal mantra? A: It only leads to the Fay Lands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone give me the neanderthal mantra? A: It only leads to the Fay Lands. Q: So, if that portal leads to the Fae Lands, and that leads to the Giant Lands, where does the one with the carvings of empty headed blondes around it go? A: He tried to stalk Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He tried to stalk Batman. Q: How did your buddy end up in a body cast? A: China, Belgium, France, Japan, Thailand, Poland, Pakistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did your buddy end up in a body cast? A: China, Belgium, France, Japan, Thailand, Poland, Pakistan. Q: Name seven countries no one would miss. A: Stupid Mad Cow tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stupid Mad Cow tricks. Q: Moooo? A: Don't ask for the head cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't ask for the head cheese. Q: What's the first rule of applying for jobs at La Cheese Shoppe? A: Pity he can't grace us with his absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pity he can't grace us with his absence. Q: Hey, I just passed 7000 Rep. Should I expect a visit from teh_bunneh? A: I don't mind, I think they're crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't mind' date=' I think they're crazy.[/quote'] Q: Your parents told you to sacrifice the neighbor's cat to the ghost of Elvis. Why won't you do it? A: Stupid is as stupid does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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