Pariah Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And before you know it the kids are off rampaging through space-time and eating all the Fritos. Q: Why didn't The Doctor marry that American lady he was so keen on? A: 'Shut up!' 'I don't care!' 'Do what you're told!' These are just a few of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't The Doctor marry that American lady he was so keen on? A: 'Shut up!' 'I don't care!' 'Do what you're told!' These are just a few of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. Q: "Spoilt Child" is an unusual job description, could you give me more information? A: No, you don't want to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you don't want to know that.[/quote'] Q: Is that Nyarlyhotep selling door-to-door car insurance? A: It's not easy being a caveman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that Nyarlyhotep selling door-to-door car insurance? A: It's not easy being a caveman. Q: What's the worst part of 21st century life? A: Nuclear powered breast implants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuclear powered breast implants. Q: What do you mean, 'Power Girl's even bustier than before'? How is that even possible?! A: Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean, 'Power Girl's even bustier than before'? How is that even possible?! A: Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine. Q: Who's the guy in the military uniform in the surgery? A: He's been hung up and used as a Pinata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's been hung up and used as a Pinata. Q: So, I heard that Garibaldi finally got his hands on Bester? A: Base eight is just like base ten, really...if you're missing two fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Base eight is just like base ten' date=' really...if you're missing two fingers.[/quote'] Q: Why do retired sawmill workers have a natural advantage in getting retrained as computer programmers? A: No, you may NOT park that joke in the handicapped zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you may NOT park that joke in the handicapped zone.[/quote'] Q: Hey, Leroy, ask that security guard if we can park the Centipedemobile right up next to the doors! A: James Clark Maxwell's silver hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Leroy, ask that security guard if we can park the Centipedemobile right up next to the doors! A: James Clark Maxwell's silver hammer. Q: That really hurt, what did you just hit me with? A: It has Don't Panic in large, friendly letters on the cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It has Don't Panic in large' date=' friendly letters on the cover.[/quote'] Q: Have you seen the White House's new budget proposal? A: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: As God is my witness' date=' I thought turkeys could fly.[/quote'] Q: Why are all these Congressmen falling on my head? A: It don't get no realer than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It don't get no realer than that. Q: Why are those guys in suits at your door? A: They're practicing their cave-speek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're practicing their cave-speek. Q: Bang big ugly thing? Bang small smelly thing? A: BANG THING! BANG THING! BANG THING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Bang big ugly thing? Bang small smelly thing? A: BANG THING! BANG THING! BANG THING! Q: Alicia Masters and beau in private: A: Bad things happen to those who wait too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad things happen to those who wait too long. Q: My perpetual girlfriend just eloped with my best friend? Who could this have happened? A: I've heard so much about them, but I never thought I'd actually see one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My perpetual girlfriend just eloped with my best friend? Who could this have happened? A: I've heard so much about them, but I never thought I'd actually see one! Q: Look! There! Just sticking it's pure white nose out of it's burrow! A computer nerd! A: We are all idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are all idiots. Q: What are we all doing spending so much time on the NGD anyway? A: Autocannibalism is probably not the answer, in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are we all doing spending so much time on the NGD anyway? A: Autocannibalism is probably not the answer, in this case. Q: Did you hear Pizza the Hutt got locked in his car and ate himself to death? A: I'm a strong believer in the Castle Doctrine...the Frank Castle Doctrine, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm a strong believer in the Castle Doctrine...the Frank Castle Doctrine' date=' that is. [/quote'] Q: Okay, why did you feel the need to shoot that jaywalker and kneecap the jaywalker? A: Because the name "Mister Fantastic" was taken, and "Captain I'm-So-Much-Better-Than-You" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because the name "Mister Fantastic" was taken' date=' and "Captain I'm-So-Much-Better-Than-You" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.[/quote'] Q: What made you want to call yourself "Ambush Bug"? A: There's a reason I haven't taken away that signal watch. I just can't think of it at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What made you want to call yourself "Ambush Bug"? A: There's a reason I haven't taken away that signal watch. I just can't think of it at the moment. Q: I don't really broadcast an idiot field, do I? A: Uncivilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Uncivilization. Q: What's the favorite computer game of the Survivalist movement? A: We don't play games. Games play us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't play games. Games play us. Q: How can you tell that the time machine has landed us back in Soviet Russia? A: Games without frontiers, war without fears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell that the time machine has landed us back in Soviet Russia? A: Games without frontiers, war without fears. Q: Could you misquote Peter Gabriel for me? A: Antimatter flavoured bubble gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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