Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: By steel cage death match' date=' naturally![/quote'] Q: How should we decide what to get on our pizza? A: There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a killer on the road' date=' his brain is squirming like a toad.[/quote'] Q: What is this goop that we keep stepping on? A: The dinner at the end of the universe has it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dinner at the end of the universe has it. Q: Where is this "Big Bang Buffet" I keep hearing about? A: Crazier than Tom Cruise, stupider than Britney Spears, and more attention starved than Paris Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Crazier than Tom Cruise' date=' stupider than Britney Spears, and more attention starved than Paris Hilton.[/quote'] Q: In the new world I'm setting up for a Fantasy campaign, there is of course and evil demonic overlord with an exceedingly strong but ... scattered ... henchman who'll be the PCs' main opponent. Any suggestions on what to build into this guy? A: I went out from the flatcar, there was no brass band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I went out from the flatcar' date=' there was no brass band.[/quote'] Q: I take it you had a disappointing whistle stop in Albany, Mr. Roosevelt? A: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. Q: Are you sure there's a God of Lions waiting for us in Kenya? A: Drinks flow, people forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure there's a God of Lions waiting for us in Kenya? A: Drinks flow, people forget. Q: Why do I keep giving myself these agonizing hangovers? A: Nice shot. Now it's my turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nice shot. Now it's my turn. Q: How can you still be standing there WITHOUT A FLIPPIN' HEAD? A: There's a Red under my bed, and there's a little green man in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you still be standing there WITHOUT A FLIPPIN' HEAD? A: There's a Red under my bed, and there's a little green man in my head. Q: Let's start with two things I don't want to know. A: Well, then she bent double backwards and started to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' then she bent double backwards and started to...[/quote'] Q: She just saved that group. How was it done? A: Swoop was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Swoop was here. Q: Why is Manchester United suddenly without a striker? A: Stocks crash, hopes are dashed, people forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stocks crash' date=' hopes are dashed, people forget.[/quote'] Q: What's 's plan for dealing with the economy after being elected? A: Party at the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's 's plan for dealing with the economy after being elected? A: Party at the end of the world. Q: What will you do if Bush somehow gets reelected? A: Satire becomes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Satire becomes you. Q: What do you say to Jonathan Swift should you happen to meet? A: It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you say to Jonathan Swift should you happen to meet? A: It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black. Q: What's the main problem for fish after an oil tanker wreck? A: Oxygen is irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oxygen is irrelevant. Q: Why do you want to take the dog for a walk here? We're on the Moon! A: That chimp was a lot smaller the last time we met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you want to take the dog for a walk here? We're on the Moon! A: That chimp was a lot smaller the last time we met. Q: What were the last words uttered on the set of the remake of Bedtime for Bonzo? A: But now you have a really efficient bladder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the last words uttered on the set of the remake of Bedtime for Bonzo? A: But now you have a really efficient bladder! Q: I'm carting around 20 pounds of equipment just so I don't have to use the bathroom? A: I got better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm carting around 20 pounds of equipment just so I don't have to use the bathroom? A: I got better! Q: Didn't I hear you were dead? A: In the kitchen; with a weasel and 2 lbs. of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't I hear you were dead? A: In the kitchen; with a weasel and 2 lbs. of lard. Q: Your sure Bobby has gone off the deep end? Where is he? A: I need more coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need more coffee. Q: Ummm ... you realize you just put the grapefruit rind in the toaster? A: Then again, maybe I don't want to wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then again' date=' maybe I don't want to wake up.[/quote'] Q: Good morning! Did you hear that they found a loophole that allows Bush to run for a third term? A: 50% water, 11% oxygen, 38% nitroglycerine, and 1% tar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 50% water, 11% oxygen, 38% nitroglycerine, and 1% tar. Q: I hear you have the recipe for McDonald's secret sauce. What's in it? A: She's a doctor now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's a doctor now. Q: Why are you not willing to go to Titannia's place? A: That place belongs to Sledge Hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That place belongs to Sledge Hammer. Q: What are all those bullet holes doing in the wall? A: And before you know it the kids are off rampaging through space-time and eating all the Fritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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