Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Toxic dog slobber. Q: What's the downside of a wet kiss from a Toxic Dog? A: Here I come to Save the Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here I come to Save the Day. Q: What does Toxic Dog always say he's going to do, but invariably screws up? A: Put up your dukes, let's get down to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put up your dukes' date=' let's get down to it.[/quote'] Q: How does Boss Hogg challenge you to a game of Poker? A: Whoever wins, we lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whoever wins' date=' we lose.[/quote'] Q: Dr. Destroyer challenged Takofanes to a game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket? A: Let me bid you farewell; every man has to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let me bid you farewell; every man has to die. Q: Why is it so hard to break up with an Amazon? A: No, no, I said take me to your leader! Your LEADER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no, I said take me to your leader! Your LEADER![/quote'] Q: I am Madame Maxime, psychic reader extraordinaire. Shall I read the future for you? A: It's no fun being an illegal alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's no fun being an illegal alien. Q: Why won't you admit you come from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, Ford? A: You called Betelgeuse and didn't put him back. Bad move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Miss Smith, you've got to help me. Some creepy bum in a tacky striped suit crashed my study date and 'poofed' the cute astronomer to parts unknown. Now I can't get rid of the creep. Any suggestions? A: About a hundred different gems, a couple paintings, and a baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Miss Smith, you've got to help me. Some creepy bum in a tacky striped suit crashed my study date and 'poofed' the cute astronomer to parts unknown. Now I can't get rid of the creep. Any suggestions? A: About a hundred different gems, a couple paintings, and a baseball. Q: What was Geraldo hoping to find in Jimmy Hoffa's vault? A: Nepotism is a good thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nepotism is a good thing! Q: Your father died and made you King! How do you feel about that? A: And that's why ducks don't live in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your father died and made you King! How do you feel about that? A: And that's why ducks don't live in space. Q: Everytime I put one out the airlock, it explodes, but the stickers say their amphibious? A: I think she lost the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Everytime I put one out the airlock, it explodes, but the stickers say their amphibious? A: I think she lost the thread. Q: Why is she desperately searching all around her computer? A: Drip. Drip. Drip. BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Drip. Drip. Drip. BOOM! Q: Let me light a match here. You say there's a gasoline leak? A: What we have here is failure to communicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What we have here is failure to communicate. Q: Arb gnu taktak dunnn. Dni? Dni? A: And I know that if she'd have me back again, that I would never make her sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Arb gnu taktak dunnn. Dni? Dni? A: And I know that if she'd have me back again, that I would never make her sad. Q: Er, why are writng your ex girlfriend's name on your bullets when she just dumped you? A: It goes "Thwappaty thwappaty bzzz gdonk". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes "Thwappaty thwappaty bzzz gdonk". Q: Hey, is that the latest Korn CD? How's it sound? A: Roll up your rug, dust your broom, ball the jack, howl at the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roll up your rug' date=' dust your broom, ball the jack, howl at the moon.[/quote'] Q: What do the instructions on your Were-Witch-o-Matic say? A: Death awaits thee in all its cute cuddliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do the instructions on your Were-Witch-o-Matic say? A: Death awaits thee in all its cute cuddliness. Q: Wait - you're going to throw me in the Care Bear pit? You fiend! A: Care Bears are the ultimate evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Care Bears are the ultimate evil. Q: What is the greatest fundamental surprise of the Universe? A: I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the greatest fundamental surprise of the Universe? A: I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds. Q: What's the one line of the Bhagavad Gita that has become well known? A: Weapons of Mirth Destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Weapons of Mirth Destruction. Q: I heard you were working on a Depress-O-Ray gun. What's that about, anyway? A: I like mine with lettuce and tomato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard you were working on a Depress-O-Ray gun. What's that about, anyway? A: I like mine with lettuce and tomato. Q: What do you want on your bronosaurus burger, Fred? A: Vote Xenu for President in 08. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vote Xenu for President in 08. Q: Hillary? Obama? McCain? They're all shrubs, but what choice do I really have? A: I should'a learned to play the guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I should'a learned to play the guitar. Q: You're in a rock band whose centerpiece soloist is on steam calliope? Are you out of your mind? A: Low easy terms for the next million years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Low easy terms for the next million years. Q: How is the government going to pay for the latest tax breaks? A: By steel cage death match, naturally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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