Pariah Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like having your privates dipped in liquid nitrogen. Q: How would you describe your practice of keeping you low-level foot soldiers in cryogenic sleep until they're needed? A: Fire. Fire! FIRE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe your practice of keeping you low-level foot soldiers in cryogenic sleep until they're needed? A: Fire. Fire! FIRE!!! Q: Before you shoot me, I would like to take this opportunity to recite my epic poem, "Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit one idsummer morning"... A: How did that get there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: How did that get there? Q: Wilson! This CD I found on my desk is full of incriminating pictures of you and my daughter! What do you have to say for yourself? A: Some cheap little bungalows and a Mind Warp machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wilson! This CD I found on my desk is full of incriminating pictures of you and my daughter! What do you have to say for yourself? A: Some cheap little bungalows and a Mind Warp machine. Q: So your a mad scientist...What do you need for a good time? A: Up, Down, Over, Around, Back, Forth, To & Fro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Up' date=' Down, Over, Around, Back, Forth, To & Fro.[/quote'] Q: I'll bet you can't tell me how to get from this bar to your house and back without using any direction names or distances. A: Here, there, and...well, everywhere, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' there, and...well, everywhere, really.[/quote'] Q: How do you describe where you are from? A: Am I supposed to do THAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Am I supposed to do THAT?! Q: Welcome to the Final Exam for Physics 3250. There is only one problem on the exam: Reconcile Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity. Show all your work. You have 90 minutes. A: Not as difficult as I thought it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to the Final Exam for Physics 3250. There is only one problem on the exam: Reconcile Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity. Show all your work. You have 90 minutes. A: Not as difficult as I thought it would be. Q: So, how was your treble somersault with six and a half twists scored? A: Villain, schmillain, long as I'm rich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Villain' date=' schmillain, long as I'm rich![/quote'] Q: What did Daffy say one second before the Shrink Ray struck? A: Wevenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Daffy say one second before the Shrink Ray struck? A: Wevenge! Q: What did Porky say after the Shrink-Ray struck? A: High powered plasma cannons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: High powered plasma cannons. Q: What should I do about the neighbor's little yapdog who barks up a storm every morning at 5:15 AM? A: Or, when all else fails, there's liquid nitrogen and a chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Or' date=' when all else fails, there's liquid nitrogen and a chipper.[/quote'] Q: Joe Quesada is stopping by later. Should I serve him the arsenic and use his remains to fertilize the yard, or give him some cyanide and bury his body under the flowerbed? A: Well, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' you were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.[/quote'] Q: Why is our son wearing Goth clothes, and when did he get is tongue pierced? A: Coffee sandwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is our son wearing Goth clothes, and when did he get is tongue pierced? A: Coffee sandwich! Q: What dish won the award for Messiest Breakfast of the Year? A: You will die. Then I will raise you from the dead JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You will die. Then I will raise you from the dead JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN! Q: What was the substance of Baal's repeated conversations with Col. Jack O'Neill? A: It's a higher plane of existence. Plus, they have a really cool diner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a higher plane of existence. Plus' date=' they have a really cool diner![/quote'] Q: How would you describe the Demiplane of Biscuits and Gravy? A: This is the Song that Never Ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the Song that Never Ends. It just goes on and on' date=' my friend.[/quote'] Q: "It looks like he shot himself, Detective. There's a radio playing in the kitchen. Do you suppose it has anything to do with that?" A: That's the dumbest question I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the dumbest question I've ever heard. Q: Excuse me. Am I here? A: Actually, you're over at the cafe across the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually, you're over at the cafe across the street. Q: Is this the corner of Paradox St. and Moebius Ave? A: If you are not careful You'll end up beside your self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you are not careful You'll end up beside your self. Q: Is this teleportation device risky to use? A: You really have no idea, I can tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this teleportation device risky to use? A: You really have no idea, I can tell. Q: You mean milk doesn't come from milkweed? A: They're your favourite stinging group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're your favourite stinging group. Q: Why should I bring my insect repellent to to the Wasps concert? A: I look at you, and fire comes out of my nostrils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I look at you' date=' and fire comes out of my nostrils.[/quote'] Q: What do you NOT want to have a dragon say to you? A: With chili powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you NOT want to have a dragon say to you? A: With chili powder. Q: WHAT did you adulterate my lip balm with?!!? A: Pain is sometimes a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pain is sometimes a good thing. Q: Your wife actually bought a cattle prod?! A: That was more than I ever, ever wanted to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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