Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No Disintegrations! Q: Why do I have to get the Disintegrator Pistol fixed? A: Well, what do you know, it disintegrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' what do you know, it disintegrated.[/quote'] Q: What happened when you pointed the disintegrator pistol at the mirror? A: More in need of brains than a convention of zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: More in need of brains than a convention of zombies. Q: Mr. Leghorn, what is your opinion of this young Chicken Hawk? A: One of these things has got to be a Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Hawk, why do you have Bugs, Daffy, Foghorn, Sylvester, and Rover tied to a tree? A: Tha- That ain't no little birdie!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tha- That ain't no little birdie!!! Q: How do you like Ptery, the little birdie I just adopted? A: The more obscure, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The more obscure' date=' the better.[/quote'] Q: Why on Earth did you tell that poor freshman that the way to solve the problem was Fourier transform it, apply the shift theorem, transform back, and then identify the fringe offset? All it is is 1 + 1 = 2. A: It's an imaginary number, and perfectly valid in my imaginary universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's an imaginary number, and perfectly valid in my imaginary universe. Q: You want me to solve for the square root of the Easter Bunny? A: Your ability to dismantle public transportation vehicles with your mind will not help you here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your ability to dismantle public transportation vehicles with your mind will not help you here! Q: I'm Captain Gridlock, here to save the day! What can I do to help? A: I'd really rather not listen to this all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd really rather not listen to this all over again. Q: Isn't it great our Time Machine has taken us to William Henry Harrison's inauguration for the fifth consecutive time, and right in time for his speech? A: You're the last person I'd expect to enter the NBA Draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're the last person I'd expect to enter the NBA Draft. Q: We're in the headquarters of the National Badguys' Association, and I'm going to go stand in an uncomfortably cold air flow. A: Wrong acronym, if not worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're in the headquarters of the National Badguys' Association, and I'm going to go stand in an uncomfortably cold air flow. A: Wrong acronym, if not worse. Q: I'm the Grand Dragon of the KKK. Is this the National Association Against Coloured People? A: That note decalcified my spine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That note decalcified my spine. Q: You just received this love letter from Doctor Destroyer. A: I'm rubber and you're glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm rubber and you're glue. Q: What did Mr. Stretcho say to Entangle Lass? A: Mind you, that's not an exact quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mind you' date=' that's not an exact quote.[/quote'] Q: Steve Long really said he could envision a C.L.O.W.N. supplement in 6th edition? A: Not on your life, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not on your life, my friend. Q: Should I take out insurance on my house, my car, or my life? A: In sewer ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Should I take out insurance on my house, my car, or my life? A: In sewer ants. Q: Er, what are those you're covered in? And did you find out what was blocking the toilet? A: Your shadow seems to be disagreeing with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your shadow seems to be disagreeing with you. Q: I'm the Minister of Obfuscatory Verbiage, and nobody argues with me! Right? A: With this government grant, my walk will become really silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With this government grant' date=' my walk will become really silly.[/quote'] Q: The government actually approved your Slapstick Study Grant? A: Lazing on a Sunday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The government actually approved your Slapstick Study Grant? A: Lazing on a Sunday afternoon. Q: So, you have this total Bad@$$ taking out the badguys and protecting the churchgoers with a lazer. What are you going to call it? A: My sword shall not sleep in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My sword shall not sleep in my hand. Q: You've got a separate bunk just for your weapon? A: I will not cease from mental fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not cease from mental fight. Q: Why won't you take your meds like you're supposed to and get on with it? A: He's a Dedicated Follower of Fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Jogger Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a Dedicated Follower of Fashion. Q: Why's Goth Boy following her around? A: I've become so numb I can't feel you there, become so tired so much more aware. (Linkin Park - Numb) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've become so numb I can't feel you there' date=' become so tired so much more aware. [/quote'] Q: Why should I believe you haven't slept in seven years? A: Litter and it will HURT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Litter and it will HURT. Q: Is it just me, or do those sticks they use to pick up trash with look sharper than usual? A: Forty-two (give or take three in each direction). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Forty-two (give or take three in each direction). Q: Why did that hichhiker just give you the evil eye? A: That can be known by none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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