Basil Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dick Cheney' date=' Alberto Gonzalez and Donald Rumsfeld[/quote'] Q: Wait! Rub-a-dub-dub, WHICH three men in a tub?? :shock: A: I found them in a tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I found them in a tub. Q: Where did you get your hands on all those vintage Rubber Duckies? A: You've got to put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxophone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did you get your hands on all those vintage Rubber Duckies? A: You've got to put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxophone! Q: What did Bert tell Ernie before they joined the band? A: Seattle, Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seattle' date=' Washington[/quote'] Q: Where are all residents required, by law, to know how to make a good cup of coffee? A: An all-girls Catholic school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: An all-girls Catholic school. Q: Where was it you were held hostage for 3 weeks? And wy are you smiling? A: I've been beaten up, stabbed, shot, and magically assaulted; and I still need to save Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is it so tough to teach in the Chicago school system? A: That big brick building we used to smoke behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That big brick building we used to smoke behind. Q: What fell on top of you last night? A: The sub-atomic wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sub-atomic wedgie. Q: What does Superman get when Lois yanks on his undies? A: Dr. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Superman get when Lois yanks on his undies? A: Dr. Pepper Q: What can be used as an industrial acid, a domestic bleach, a skin lotion and paint stripper ? A: That virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That virus Q: What disease did Marlo Thomas get? A: yeah, I know it is out there. that's why I'm in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What disease did Marlo Thomas get? A: yeah, I know it is out there. that's why I'm in here. Q: Quick Godzilla is outside, what are you going to do ? A: I was exposed to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Quick Godzilla is outside, what are you going to do ? A: I was exposed to Q: Have you heard about the new virus? Apparently it stops you saying "it". A: Musical over-theatrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you heard about the new virus? Apparently it stops you saying "it". A: Musical over-theatrics. Q: What did you think of Cats? A: Lapse into a coma of pure ecstacy from which we'll never awaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lapse into a coma of pure ecstacy from which we'll never awaken Q: What happens when you give a fasting brick some chocolate? A: So thats what the ringing in my ears means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So thats what the ringing in my ears means. Q: Hey, man, did you know your head looks like a firebell now? A: On second thought, maybe Berserk (14-) on being woken up was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: On second thought' date=' maybe Berserk (14-) on being woken up was a bad idea.[/quote'] Q: Why do you demolish the base every time your alarm goes off? A: A big pile of goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you demolish the base every time your alarm goes off? A: A big pile of goo Q: What is left when your smart aleck character lips off to the berserk brick? A: Hulk Hogan's mustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hulk Hogan's mustache Q: What doesn't tickle, but rather burns like sandpaper? A: That makes about as much sense as an atomic Subaru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That makes about as much sense as an atomic Subaru. Q: Hey, look, I've got a Segway that burns used toilet paper. Spiffy, huh? A: Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen. Q: What happened? The entire population of Amazons is dead, the morning after the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie marathon. A: That's not what is generally meant by the term "foot and mouth disease". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened? The entire population of Amazons is dead, the morning after the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie marathon. A: That's not what is generally meant by the term "foot and mouth disease". Q: Hey, did you see what Governor Arnie did to that smart-aleck news reporter? A: A total eclipse of your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did you see what Governor Arnie did to that smart-aleck news reporter? A: A total eclipse of your nose. Q: What's the worst thing that could happen to Uma Thurman? A: paint-stained fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst thing that could happen to Uma Thurman? A: paint-stained fingers Q: What gave away the guy who groped Venus Rising from the Sea ? A: Whatever it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What gave away the guy who groped Venus Rising from the Sea ? A: Whatever it is Q: What species is Death Tribble? A: The vultures are building a control tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What species is Death Tribble? A: The vultures are building a control tower. Q: How can you tell that the flight is doomed ? A: It has a cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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