Sundog Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway? A: "Brickbat lingerie". Q: Why are they carrying out all of our customers on stretchers? A: See-through glow-in-the-dark unisex underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: See-through glow-in-the-dark unisex underpants. Q: Why is CatReu the most popular heroine around? A: Razor's edge in a frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Razor's edge in a frame. Q: What piece of emo art is the companion to "Blood spatters on canvas?" A: That would be a migraine trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What piece of emo art is the companion to "Blood spatters on canvas?" A: That would be a migraine trigger. Q: Why don't you want to go to the "Disaster Area" concert? A: General Unpleasentness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: General Unpleasentness. Q: Who is even worse than Captain Irritation? A: Genuflection on ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Genuflection on ice. Q: What does Mr. Freeze do on the ice? A: So that is how you fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Mr. Freeze do on the ice? A: So that is how you fly! Q: What did the nigh-indestructible brick say when he saw the results of crashing a tanker of hydrazine fuel? A: You've grown a what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've grown a what? Q: Hey look, I've got a chainsaw growing out of my arm! Got any tofu you want cut up? A: You should have left that running joke alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should have left that running joke alone. Q: Hey, all I said was, 'I don't have to run faster than the bear, just you,' and you kneecapped me?!? What gives? A: You never asked what the bear wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You never asked what the bear wanted. Q: The bear didn't eat you? He only gave you back my wallet? A: We partnered with the cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The bear didn't eat you? He only gave you back my wallet? A: We partnered with the cats. Q: What was your one mistake in the group coordination contest? A: Serendipity decided my time was up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Serendipity decided my time was up. Q: What was Serendipity trying to tell you? A: Holy Picknickers with attitude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Holy Picknickers with attitude! Q: What's the danger of trying to disrupt a church picnic? A: A huge pile of rotting whale blubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A huge pile of rotting whale blubber. Q: What's more fun than an erotic furry LARP, and smells a lot sweeter to boot? A: I'm sorry, I left my chainsaw in my other pair of pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' I left my chainsaw in my other pair of pants.[/quote'] Q: Why aren't you serving the tofu, yet? A: Depressingly so rather nice indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Depressingly so rather nice indeed. Q: What do you think of my tofu statue of Ralph Nader? I carved it with a chainsaw! A: It's not the years, it's the milage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not the years' date=' it's the milage.[/quote'] Q: Why is your new chainsaw in such lousy shape? A: Run away comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your new chainsaw in such lousy shape? A: Run away comes to mind. Q: What are we going to do about the chainsaw wielding sentient tofu? A: Civilization 976. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Civilisation 976. Q: What makes you think Captain Chronos is trying a patent industry scam ? A: Some hollow personal cause of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some hollow personal cause of mine Q: Here's that £100 you wanted, Death Tribble. What did you say it was for? A: It's like being nibbled to death by cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Here's that £100 you wanted, Death Tribble. What did you say it was for? A: It's like being nibbled to death by cats. Q: What is it like to be savaged by a dead sheep ? A: Go be a doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go be a doctor Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance. A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance. A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised. Q: So Arthur Miller what was it like being married to Marilyn Monroe ? A: I can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Arthur Miller what was it like being married to Marilyn Monroe ? A: I can't Q: Go on, make friends with the Klingon, please? A: She wanted me for my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She wanted me for my mind. Q: So, where'd you get the lobotomy scars? A: Don't look at me, I just changed the oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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