Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: ARRRRGG!! The clashing colors! The violence to anyone with any sensibilities! How unspeakably tasteless! But adding the "Rudy in '08" sticker was a nice touch. Q: So, what do you think of my new Jokermobile? A: If only it were so simple to find the reset button on the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: ARRRRGG!! The clashing colors! The violence to anyone with any sensibilities! How unspeakably tasteless! But adding the "Rudy in '08" sticker was a nice touch. Q: What? Don't you like my anti-Republican effigy? A: It's like someone puked paint all over the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If only it were so simple to find the reset button on the universe. Q: Will pressing this big red button end everything? A: It's like someone puked paint all over the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like someone puked paint all over the walls. Q: I have four Jackson Pollocks, one on each wall of this room. What do you think? A: That lends new meaning to the term "pool shark". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like someone puked paint all over the walls. Q: Jackson Pollack Jr. decorated this apartment. Like it? A: Would that it were so simple to undo one's mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions LOL! Great minds think alike. Q: Jackson Pollack Jr. decorated this apartment. Like it? A: Would that it were so simple to undo one's mistakes. Q: Like my new pet? It's a 2 foot tidal shark. Q: I have four Jackson Pollocks, one on each wall of this room. What do you think? A: That lends new meaning to the term "pool shark". Q: Like my new pet? It's a 2 foot tidal shark. A: It robs people of their underware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It robs people of their underware. Q: And how does this virus wreck their operating systems again? A: He's a Mac, he's a PC, and I'm a Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a Mac' date=' he's a PC, and I'm a Penguin.[/quote'] Q: So why did this three-way love-affair finally fail? A: It wasn't the platypus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It wasn't the platypus. Q: So why do you think the koala did it? A: This would be a nice town if it didn't have so many goddamn zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why do you think the koala did it? A: This would be a nice town if it didn't have so many goddamn zombies. Q: So, why'd you set up your used chainsaw business here? A: That's never going to fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's never going to fit! Q: So All I have to do is take this 747 under the Golden Gate Bridge? A: Liberty, Fraternity, Popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Liberty' date=' Fraternity, Popcorn.[/quote'] Q: What are the guiding principles of Luc besson? A: I find your lack of pizza disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I find your lack of pizza disturbing. Q: Sorry dude, we forgot to order the pizza for the party, but we've got plenty of chips and dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sorry dude' date=' we forgot to order the pizza for the party, but we've got plenty of chips and dip.[/quote'] Psssst.....we need another Answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'm confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'm confused... Q: Why did you just fire a nuclear missile at our other nuclear missile? A: That's one hell of a tan you've got there. I take it you enjoyed the Infernal City of Dis then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you just fire a nuclear missile at our other nuclear missile? A: That's one hell of a tan you've got there. I take it you enjoyed the Infernal City of Dis then. Q: Er, terribly sorry, but you wouldn't happen to have some spray on skin..?..No?...Well, then could you direct me towards the nearest medical clinic perhaps..? A: This is going to hurt you much more than it pleases me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is going to hurt you much more than it pleases me. Q: What did the kind sadist say to the needy masachist? A: Not worth un-living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not worth un-living. Q: How would you describe the daily routine of a zombie? A: It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! it's a floor wax and a dessert topping! And it's on sale! Buy it and Go to heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe the daily routine of a zombie? A: It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! it's a floor wax and a dessert topping! And it's on sale! Buy it and Go to heaven! Q: What's on Faux? A: It's a total eclipse of the loon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a total eclipse of the loon. Q: Where has Glenn Beck been lately? A: I'm the prosecutor. if I say you're guilty, you're guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where has Glenn Beck been lately? A: I'm the prosecutor. if I say you're guilty, you're guilty. Q: What in the opening statements by the lawyers gave you an inkling that O J Simpson was going to walk free ? A: You're wasting your time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're wasting your time Q: A tablespoon of parsley, a dash of sage, a sprinkle of rosemary and -- oops, the lid's fallen off! What's going on here? A: In the old days they say there was time travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A tablespoon of parsley, a dash of sage, a sprinkle of rosemary and -- oops, the lid's fallen off! What's going on here? A: In the old days they say there was time travel. Q: What was it like in the old days, grandson? A: The Ivanova Theorem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Ivanova Theorem. Q: Name the theological construct that claims God is a hot bisexual Russian Jewish woman with permanent PMS. A: To be is to do, to do is to be. Do be do be do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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