Sundog Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you got someone to make the Kessel Run for me? A: I've got people. Q: I've got every action figure known to man, every Hot Wheels ever produced, and every Computer Game on the market! What've you got? A: Civilization is for wimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Civilization is for wimps. Q: Why won't you rent this house, Conan? A: I am full of noble blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why won't you rent this house, Conan? A: I am full of noble blood. Q: Why did you go after the prince, Drac? A: Do not invite your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do not invite your mother. Q: Wow! I get to go to the orgy? A: Arrow A to the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! I get to go to the orgy? A: Arrow A to the front. Q: Name rule one from Archery for Idiots. A: A nuke, a 100 Kg shell, and a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A nuke' date=' a 100 Kg shell, and a rock.[/quote'] Q: If you use this against a man with that, what will he be left with? A: Muther's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What day don't Yakuza girl's celebrate? A: It's not Christmas Day because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not Christmas Day because. Q: Why come Claus Santa didn't? A: It's not dopey, it's surreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not dopey, it's surreal. Q: So one of the 7 dwarf's changed his name. Which one? There's Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey... A: A spoonful of sugar makes a kid hyperactive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A spoonful of sugar makes a kid hyperactive. Q: Why did Mary Poppins switch to Splenda? A: It's morning in America, and the chickens are plotting your doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did Mary Poppins switch to Splenda? A: It's morning in America, and the chickens are plotting your doom. Q: Quote the post-holocaust opening of The Morning Show. A: Seven by six with a result of eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seven by six with a result of eight. Q: How big was that board he got clobbered with? And how many lumps did he get from it? A: Windows ME on a Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Windows ME on a Mac Q: What is the high-tech equivalent of a horse with three legs? A: When in doubt, serve pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: When in doubt' date=' serve pancakes.[/quote'] Q: Whaddaya mean, Miss Piggy said we can't serve ham and eggs at the company breakfast tomorrow? What does she expect us to do this late in the game? A: Two big rocks, a can of WD-40, and a roll of duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two big rocks' date=' a can of WD-40, and a roll of duct tape.[/quote'] Q: What does MacGuyver need to blow up Tora Bora? A: I leave you as I found you -- only some time later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two big rocks, a can of WD-40, and a roll of duct tape. Q: I sent you to the store for eggs and milk! What did yo come back with? A: I don't think the penquins are going to like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I leave you as I found you -- only some time later. Q: What did he say that makes you think he's a time traveller? A: The airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think the penquins are going to like this. Q: The pizzeria didn't have herring, so I got eggplant and pecans instead. That OK? A: The airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow. Q: More powerful than a locomotive! Faster than ... ah ... what did you say you were faster than? A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and fifty thou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A loaf of bread' date=' a jug of wine, and fifty thou.[/quote'] Q: What are the possible prizes behind Door #3 again? A: This time, you get to give the giant man-ape his insulin injection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This time, you get to give the giant man-ape his insulin injection. Q: You're still not out of your full body cast yet? A: Sometimes the pizza sends out for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes the pizza sends out for you! Q: What makes you think this is a Mel Brooks movie? A: This hills are alive -- and it looks like Mongols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edsel Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This hills are alive -- and it looks like Mongols. Q. So what makes you think we are on the wrong side of the Great Wall? A. As long as it's in High-Def and we have plenty of mayonaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So what makes you think we are on the wrong side of the Great Wall? A. As long as it's in High-Def and we have plenty of mayonaise. Q: So it doesn't matter what's on, your brother will watch it and snack? A: An Un-Fusion Bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . He's gonna put out the sun with a what?! A: No, the tangerines won't scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the tangerines won't scream.[/quote'] Q: Will it be fun to torture this bowl of fruit? A: Piles and piles of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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