death tribble Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst joke ever told about the US bureaucracy? A: Radio controlled assmaster. Q: What is Dick Cheney's nickname for his boss ? A: The thing you didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Dick Cheney's nickname for his boss ? A: The thing you didn't know Q: What sort of hideous thing would just up and introduce itself like that! A: Ebola and Black Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: With a boss that strict, what do you have to contract before he'll let you use your sick time? A: Earth, Wind, and Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Earth, Wind, and Fire. Q: I'm trying to name the elements. So far I've gotten water. What am I missing? A: They are going to be more approachable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm trying to name the elements. So far I've gotten water. What am I missing? A: They are going to be more approachable. Q: What will be the major effect of carpet bombing the dinosaurs ? A: Those people were already dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone help them? A: President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone help them? A: President Q: Who should we blame for the rise in the pregnancy rates ? A: There's something you don't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who should we blame for the rise in the pregnancy rates ? A: There's something you don't know Q: What's the most important thing to remember while debating? A: The mosquito's toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The mosquito's toast. Q: What is the world's smallest bread product? A: Roulette, yes; Russian, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the world's smallest bread product? A: Roulette, yes; Russian, no. Q: And why won't you go to the new casino in Moscow ? A: Because I'm a dangerous man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why were you running down High street wearing nothing but a smile and an erection? A: If you don't believe me ask your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My wife did what?! A: Life is not simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you like Paris Hilton's reality show? A: I'm not exactly up to speed after only four hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you like Paris Hilton's reality show? A: I'm not exactly up to speed after only four hours. Q: How do you know you bought a lemon? A: Hot! Hot! Hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know you bought a lemon? A: Hot! Hot! Hot! Q: What is it like in the Arctic this morning ? A: Because I know too much about the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I know too much about the truth Q: Why, exactly, are you asking to be hanged, drawn, and quartered, after you infiltrated Marvel's offices and stole their master plan for the Civil War series? A: I need something stronger for my headache than just aspirin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need something stronger for my headache than just aspirin. Q: Why did you chug-a-lug a fifth of vodka? A: Help For Daily Living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you chug-a-lug a fifth of vodka? A: Help For Daily Living. Q: What's the favourite self help book for zombies? A: That's not honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that sticky stuff over there? A: Drowning is peaceful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that sticky stuff over there? A: Drowning is peaceful Q: How are you so sure that all those sailers that fell in the water died due to lightning strikes and fish attacks ? A: They put the bomb in the building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are you so sure that all those sailers that fell in the water died due to lightning strikes and fish attacks ? A: They put the bomb in the building Q: Why are you certain the targets knew about the assassination attempt? A: Greatest hits of the 1830's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Greatest hits of the 1830's. Q: Name a radio format that never quite caught on. A: A tongue depressor, a tube of grout and a AA battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tongue depressor, a tube of grout and a AA battery. Q: Name three things you don't want anywhere near your genitals. A: Extreme Snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Extreme Snap. Q: Let me see if I've got this right---there's a new show about preparing peapods for eating, done as if this is a hard-edged, way-out-there sport? What the heck is it called? A: I've got even stranger plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got even stranger plans. Q: Okay, you decided against the plan with the Empre State Building, Danish fondue and Stacy Keach why again? A: We've lost the damage report, Captain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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