Tim Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perhaps that was a mistake. Q: Why did you pee on the electric fence? A: mayhem, murder, arson. My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you pee on the electric fence? A: mayhem, murder, arson. My work here is done. Q) Thank God you're here Gasoline Man! Hey, where are you going? A) I am back, that's all that you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Thank God you're here Gasoline Man! Hey, where are you going? A) I am back, that's all that you need to know. Q) So Jesus what have you been doing for the last 2000 years ? A) So much for anticipating the unforeseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do psychics never win the lottery? A. If at first you don't succeed sky-diving isn't for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do psychics never win the lottery? A. If at first you don't succeed sky-diving isn't for you! Q. What motto proposed by the Marines caused the Parachute Regiment to beat them senseless ? A. I had you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did you have for dinner last night? A. I couldn't belive my eyes. I looked out my window and there it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did you have for dinner last night? A. I couldn't belive my eyes. I looked out my window and there it was! Q. And how did you find the Ark of the Covenant ? A. No, you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I was really wasted last night, did I fall asleep on the job again? A. Poof, he was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I was really wasted last night, did I fall asleep on the job again? A. Poof, he was gone. Q. What happened to that guy you covered in napalm and aviation fuel that you then set light to ? A. Oh, yeah. I had you big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I was out on a session last night. I woke up this morning and could barely walk, do you know what happened? A. Two nuns and a rhino. Named Pete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I was out on a session last night. I woke up this morning and could barely walk, do you know what happened? A. Two nuns and a rhino. Named Pete! Q. What do you want for Christmas Mr President ? A. You had nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you think I folded? A. Sorry officer, it's genetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you think I folded? A. Sorry officer, it's genetic. Q. How come if you are twins you don't look like each other and neither of you resembles your dad ? A. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How come if you are twins you don't look like each other and neither of you resembles your dad ? A. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle Q. I never touched it, I had my hands in my pockets all the time. Don't you believe me? A. Llama, pink coat, good looking too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I never touched it, I had my hands in my pockets all the time. Don't you believe me? A. Llama, pink coat, good looking too. Q: Now to prove that you are not on drugs, just who was it that stole the launch codes for the US nuclear arsenal ? A: I saw your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now to prove that you are not on drugs, just who was it that stole the launch codes for the US nuclear arsenal ? A: I saw your face Q. I never done it, it wasn't me. You can't prove it can you? A. Yup, straight up Main Street, at about Mach II! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I never done it, it wasn't me. You can't prove it can you? A. Yup, straight up Main Street, at about Mach II! Q. Did you see where the tortoise went ? A. There was a definite moment of panic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Did you see where the tortoise went ? A. There was a definite moment of panic. Q. The tortoise was headed straight up your kilt with a manic look in it's eye. Can you tell me how you felt? A. After that, it went all quiet. That's all I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The tortoise was headed straight up your kilt with a manic look in it's eye. Can you tell me how you felt? A. After that, it went all quiet. That's all I know. Q. What happened after Marilyn Mansun tried to sing to the NRA ? A. Something sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Something sweet. Q: What do you want for dinner? A: Foriegn frood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what kind of hookers are we looking for? A: Yup, and it was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yup' date=' and it was good![/quote'] Q: Yea, brethren, we have walked in the shadow of the valley of death, and we feared no evil ... psst hey, what comes next? A: That and three bucks will get you a cup of Starbuck's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have this picture of my naked ***, you think it's worth anything? Q: No. Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have this picture of my naked ***, you think it's worth anything? Q: No. Way. Q) Way? A) Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Dude. Q: WHAT HAPPENED?!? When I went to bed last night, everything was nice and dry! Now here it is, crack of dawn, and EVERYTHING is wet! There's little drops of water ALL OVER! My car, the grass, the fence, everything ... and I know it didn't rain. WHAT WENT ON LAST NIGHT? A: Sir, you slander my beloved cat's memory. For that you will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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