Kal'El Wayne Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 (Straight/gay guy/woman) is hanging out at the Avenger's Mansion with a cup of coffee, waiting for a meeting with the team. You're early, so there's half an hour to kill. Then, the second person to show up arrives. It's (Shulkie for a male homosexual or female heterosexual/Tony Stark for a male heterosexual or female homosexual) and the first words out of her/his mouth are a pick up line, and not a bad one at that! This was based on an actual game encounter, but I don't think the GM realised that my character, a male blaster called Guardian, was gay. Being as this was Shulkie, he just outed himself to her. If you can't trust Shulkie to keep a secret, who can you trust? How would your character handle it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances War Wolf: is a robot. Inapplicable. Vixen: is jailbait. Inapplicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Volt: "If you are not joking, I am not gay. I consider it wrong, but will not lecture you or treat you badly because you are. Forget it." Olorin "Thanks for the compliment, but I like women. Sorry." Black Tiger- if looks could kill, BT would be a murderer. Futurian "Curves in the wrong spots. I don't go that way. But you show good taste!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Olorin "Thanks for the compliment, but I like women. Sorry." that'd be my hero's response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Zl'f is enough of a naif she probably wouldn't even recognize it as a pickup line. Her sole dating experience consists of agreeing to go to a sci-fi convention with a teenaged geek so he'd help her track down a computer location to save a kidnapped teammate. It was not a happy experience, although the geek was ecstatic: He had a totally hawt babe (COM 20) as a date to the con and his geek pals were suitably impressed. Apparently even Norwegian nerds are annoying. Justicar (assuming he could be approached in the first place) would probably laugh outright and make some sort of comment like "If you knew what I do in my day job you wouldn't have asked." (He's a Roman Catholic priest; but he's also a former US Marine so he wouldn't be shocked - he knows all about those Navy types. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoutybloke Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Silverbolt: "I'm in a relationship. Also, spinal damage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Sue Hetadorr-Enormay: Treat the Chavinist swine like the rest; use Hit things with other things, or maybe Shoot little guns (she's avoided using Shoot big guns indoors ever since she brought the house down.); she's a Macho Women with guns character, what do you expect? Emily Cascara: She's bisexual. Which one does she get? Whoever had better be ready to be the bottom tho' C. Claudius Centho Cornelianus Compelletor: I can't figure out how he got from 1231 AUC Rome to "modern day" comicbookland. Any event, he'd be bluntly rude, telling Tony Stark to go to Greece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhaseKitty Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances PhaseKitty is bisexual (tho' preference for gals), so this wouldn't be a problem on that level. Now, personalities is another can o' worms. Tho' She-Bulks' muscles on top of the muscles on her muscles might kinda scare PhaseKitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat1313 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Eight Ball[russian martial artist/circus acrobat]: no thanks, I dont swing that way. Star Runner[battlesuited Scientist/Interstellar Explorer]: I'm sorry I dont do minatures, I just paint them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Gamma Girl: I'm cool with that, but I'm not into chicks. I just don't swing that way. There are some other chicks in the Legion that do, though. Would you like an intro? OOC: Interesting question, Kal'El. Amusing on the surface, but underneath, holding a host of potential interpersonal difficulties. Definite role-player's question! Rep for thee (from the daughter of Kal-L Walkur). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Thanks for the complement, but I am completely hetero. However if I change my mind you'll be the first one I call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Given that everybody that knows him at any length is *shocked* to learn Zero is straight, being hit on isn't at all surprising. He'ld blush, but under the mask who could tell, and beg off on the grounds he's already in a relationship with a catatonic supercriminal from another dimension. Vitus would bristle. He's heard about these 'furry' fans now, and is starting to wonder who those Playgirl photographers really were. He would then politely decline - he's gotten used to the fact humans are a race of sex-mad deviants, and doesn't hold it against them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Nemesis - "Thanks for the compliment' date=' but WE like women. Sorry." [/quote'] That's be his answer too. QM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Bob Tiger: "Sorry, I'm married." Thunder Rabbit: "You got a sister?" The Cat Without a name: "Meow." Lance O'Bannon the Singing Cowboy: "I'm not interested, pard. Sorry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Sparky: *woof* (Translated: "Not again!") (Yes, I *will* bring this up every time I have the chance! ) Void: "Could you stand a few feet further away? I'd rather not get anything on me if my ex detonates your brain. It's nothing personal, but she's touchy that way; you know how psychotic mentalists are." Huntress: Depending on how recently she'd dosed up, she might be just wound up enough to go along with her anyways. Field Test: "You *do* realize I'm male under this armor, right?" "And married?" "And that my wife is the jealous type, with a penchant for building death rays?" "You're *still* trying?!?" (3d6 Unluck and somebody with Stark's penchant for alcohol can be... problematic. ) Steele: "Honey, you know I'm firmly bi... but I think I should warn you. I'm being stalked by a mob boss' daughter. No, wait! It wasn't a brush off, I'm serious! Phooey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances All my main characters would say No Thanks in differing ways. White Knite would avoid that person if at all possible from then on. At no time would he ever be alone with that person in the future. Cosmo-Knite would laugh it off, then look for a way to utterly humiliate said person in public later on, trying to find a humorous way to totally leave them hanging in the breeze, just for giggles. Sandor-Sann the Mystic would politely decline, then befriend the person platonically, help them on a spiritual journey, and try to find aw way to help them overcome their issues. Why would they let their idea of romance interfere in a teamwork situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances The Cat Without a name: "Meow." Translation: "Male, female, I don't care, so long as someone's scritching me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Anthem "Er..um... No thank you. Anything we do might get you arrested." (A polite lie, as she doesn't swing that way) Uncle Slam "No. Thank you, no." Audra Blue "Well... that would be... interesting. But no thank you." Then, because she's housebound and doesn't get such offers (other than from unknown internet pervs) she'd think about it to the point of distraction. And she'd be stuck thinking about it until she actually had sex with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Riptide: Well, normally I go for girls, but what the h---. You are kinda hot... Hellfire: The Wizard of Oz Incorporated: Sorry dude, already got someone. Phreak: Yeah right. Who are you kidding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances I'd have to substitute different characters, base etc... as none of mine are in the Marvel Universe where this would be likely. Then again, as Tony Stark is totally Hetero last I heard... it wouldn't happen in the regular marvel universe WITH him either. Aquatic: "Flattered, but I'm seeing someone." Banner: Would politely decline explaining he is straight. Later would contemplate how maybe he should be seen more obviously leering at the women on his team. Goliath: It would depend on his mood how he handled it (He's whimsical) but he'd decline. Mole: May have come in with his arm around Ember, his girlfriend... so he'd come to the conclusion that the guy hitting on him is a moron. "Dude. Do your own thing...just don't do it with me. I don't swing that way." Stereo- Snort, "Boyo, Your 'dar' or whatever you yanks call it needs fixin." Then realize an opportunity here, "Sides, it wouldn't be fair to Shaw. What, you didn't know? Oh... he's crazy about you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Then again' date=' as Tony Stark is totally Hetero last I heard... [/quote'] How about Northstar, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances How about Northstar' date=' then?[/quote'] That would be a better example. The answers given still apply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Tamlyn - Would be mildly impressed that the human managed to flirt tactfully and may even accept a date. (she's bisexual) Gwendolyn - It would go right over her head. A coffee date would have her suggesting they go out for icecream. Any attempts at kissing would earn them a really confused look. not because of gender, but because she is a child at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Outsider: *lets his tentacles peek out from his clothes* "You *might* want to reconsider the offer. They're touchy-feely in ways I can't entirely control." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Re: Unwanted advances Badger- Would try to kill Starke. Though that was because of the events in Civil War( that might be a whole 'nother story I suppose). Anyway, super incredibly uncomfortable, gets out of there as soon as possible. (guy's a bit shy towards opposite sex, and has a hard time attracting females because of it, not to mention his low COM score doesnt help matters. Getting that sort of attention would just bring up way too much confusion for the poor fellow) Frosty Bob- been in and out of military for about 70 years or so. Definite dont ask, dont tell attitude. (Though exceptions can be made for hot lesbians ) Not sure what he would do, but it would not be very PC (as in politically correct) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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