Hermit Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Inspired by another thread, please help me find the various reasons Why you shouldn't play Champions Intoxicated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 1. When you have a lampshade on your head, you can't see the dice well. 2. When your "Teen Champion" picks a fight with Dr. Destroyer, you'll regret it in the morning. 3. Lady Valor waking up with Leech next to her in bed is just... just wrong. 4. Friends don't let friends calculate what they need to hit drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 5. 12D6 ends up being 24D6 due to seeing double... mook paste anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 6. It is too loud at Octoberfest to hear your dice rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 7. Do you want to replay Civil War? I thought not. Friends don't let friends GM supers drunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Archeville Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 8. Beer and/or vomit stains on the books and character sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamamura Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 9. When drunk, dice can look like snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 10. Wait... Gravitar is dating Foxbat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated Deduction Roll penalties kill your detective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 12. When drunk, everybody gets +10 COM and you need those five character points elsewhere on your character sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Archeville Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 13. Pray that the bartender's not a member of DEMON. 14. Grond is drunk, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamamura Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 13. Pray that the bartender's not a member of DEMON. 14. Grond is drunk, too. Actually Grond not being drunk actually makes him a threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfire Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 15. next game session explaining to you government liaison why you are now member of Viper. 16. all your dice gain the inherent advantage position shift only when you reach for them (+1/4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 14. Grond is drunk' date=' too.[/quote'] *hic* "Grond love you guys!" *hug...squish* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 15) Rolling to hit=rolling to hit on. 16) Foxbat wakes up next to Doctor Destroyer in bed. 17) Teleportation is NOT just for the scatter chart anymore. 18) A superhero suddenly finds themselves jewish after being knocked back into a Mikvah. What now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 19) The Gaming police pull you over to see if you can move your miniature in a straight line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated 20. You (not your characters) starting hitting on the female PC's like they are real. Even the ones run by guys. (I'm soooo confused. They aren't real?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated *hic* "Grond love you guys!" *hug...squish* +4 OCV for Grab, requires incantations ("I looooove you guys"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated Your character wakes up in bed with Leech asking him what's for breakfast. The GM tells you that you're Stunned and you yell, "Stun THIS!" and punch him in the face. You tell the GM that if he'll just let your character wake up one level faster on the time chart you'll let him cop a feel off your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated You say, "You know, this 'Champions' stuff is way too complex. Let's play Fuzion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clsage Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated You say' date=' "You know, this 'Champions' stuff is way too complex. Let's play Fuzion."[/quote'] That is a sure sign it's time to check yourself into rehab. -Carl- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated You say' date=' "You know, this 'Champions' stuff is way too complex. Let's play Fuzion."[/quote'] He said Intoxicated, not tripping on LSD, PCP and Cocaine all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated Yeah "Let's play fuzion" would shock me back to sobriety...or kill me if I were drunk enough to not be able to stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojira Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated Gee, this sounds like a lot of fun. Why don't we play drunk more often? Ok, mistaking one of my orange six-siders for a Cheeto would suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Why you shouldn't play Champions while Intoxicated Bedspins + hexmap = bazookahurl. Inhibitions are lowered and, let's face it, inhibitions are necessary to keep a game together. Counting BODY and STUN? "Ah, one, two, tthree, ffhive, 'leven, nine, twelvteen, ....." Your mentalist make take a punch at Dr. D. What this world needs is encouragement for gamers' breath to smell worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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