Comic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes How about this? Rig the Presidential election to make William Shatner win as a write-in candidate. Sorry for taking so long to notice this. Shatner isn't eligible to be President. He wasn't born in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Serpent Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Shrink all the world's cars down to the size of those little Shriner-mobiles. Render critical shipping choke points (Panama & Suez canals, Straits of Hormuz, Malacca, Gibraltar) unuseable. Dramatically increase the growth/expansion rate of a particular type of organism (ants, roaches, rats, algae). Spread "Colony Collapse Disorder" among all the world's bees. Trigger massive volcanic eruptions to blanket the world in darkness and ash. Elect ____________ leader of ______________. (fill in as needed for own biases) Wipe out teh internets. Set them up the bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes 1.) Master Biochemist/Alchemist introduces something into water resovoures that will enable him to... (I don't know. I am making this up as I go along...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Sorry for taking so long to notice this. Shatner isn't eligible to be President. He wasn't born in the US. Wait... that's your problem with this plan? Shatner's citizenship?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemphyre Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes How about this? Rig the Presidential election to make William Shatner win as a write-in candidate. Wouldn't work. He was born in Canada, IIRC. Would be challenged and upheld without problem, assuming that he did not point out that fact and disqualify himself. Gemphyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemphyre Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Use the Gay Bomb' date=' http://cbs5.com/local/local_story_159222541.html on a major population center.[/quote'] Better. Use the Nude Bomb (Get Smart movie, mid-70's) over a major population center, and watch all the supers' Secret IDs get revealed as their costumes disappear. Gemphyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Better. Use the Nude Bomb (Get Smart movie, mid-70's) over a major population center, and watch all the supers' Secret IDs get revealed as their costumes disappear. Gemphyre I'm thinking using the Gay Bomb and the Nude Bomb at the same time could cause some chaos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Better. Use the Nude Bomb (Get Smart movie, mid-70's) over a major population center, and watch all the supers' Secret IDs get revealed as their costumes disappear. Gemphyre Back around that time, the Pentagon was talking up "the neutron bomb" that was supposed to kill people and leave all the equipment unharmed (or at least most of it still functional). Arlo Guthrie came up with a a rap about the Unneutron Bomb, that wouldn't hurt people but would destroy their weapons and such, including dissolving their clothes. Pointed out it wouldn't be possible to conduct war like that. Rather like the Nude Bomb Plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes So.. there's not enough gay nudity in the world, or the military could improve gay nudity with new technology? Isn't this flagrant government intervention in private sector affairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Grandiose Schemes Sorry for taking so long to notice this. Shatner isn't eligible to be President. He wasn't born in the US. Wouldn't work. He was born in Canada, IIRC. Would be challenged and upheld without problem, assuming that he did not point out that fact and disqualify himself. Gemphyre Okay, Robin Williams, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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