jkwleisemann Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Superhero? What, you think I'm beating this guy up because... wait... yeah... superhero. Superhero. Totally a superhero. Yeah... this guy just stole the wallet from another guy about a block away. I'll just go return it to him now...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "My neighbor just got elected president of our homeowner's association, so I'm just trying to one-up him." "I'm running around in brightly colored spandex and groping other guys. It's like coming out of the closet, just with more exercise." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Show me another profession where I can run around in public and wrestle women covered in tight, revealing spandex - while everybody watches - and I'll take it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Steel Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero It was either this or get a real job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "My neighbor just got elected president of our homeowner's association' date=' so I'm just trying to one-up him."[/quote']Keeping up wih the Jones Family? The epitome of materialisn and vanity? I think we have a winner! Repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "At least when the villains hurt me, I can feel something." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero For the money, fame, and chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Because my uncle said, 'With great flour, comes great responsibility.'" - quote from The Amazing Baker at the start of his two-hour long crimefighting career "Someone must stand for the American Lay of Wife." - Dyslexic Man's motto "I own several construction firms and a hospital, and business was getting slow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Taking the names of the show "Who wants to be a superhero?" too literally So sexy scantily supervillianesses will hit me (They kick high.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero it was either this or come clean to my wife about the affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incrdbil Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero for a female superhero "Well, have you seen how expensive it is for a normal person to get breast augumentation this good? These free hero perks are outrageous! The spontaneous ability to sprint in stilettos was just icing on the cake!" Male perspective "What other job lets me roam about the city, using my super-senses to watch all the nubile young...I mean, stay on the lookout for danger!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero The Avengers give me a huge accommodation stipend. (Actually used by Spiderman as a reason to join the Avengers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Man, I got x-ray vision! I figured this was the best way to get close to [heroic female of choice] and not get slugged." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Special Agent Bunny: "They threatened to let that infernal canine eat me if I didn't comply! My country for a pepper spray that will work on data dogs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlinggeek Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero The Avengers give me a huge accommodation stipend. (Actually used by Spiderman as a reason to join the Avengers). Um... as I recall Spidey joining: Spider-Man "Actually, to tell the truth, I could really use the money." Captain America "Oh, there's no more money." Spider-Man "That is so me, it's not even funny." From New Avengers #2. BTW, when I heard the line-up for New Avengers, I thought "Spidey in the Avengers: it's about time. Wolverine:sick: in the Avengers: what the Hell are they thinking?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Um... as I recall Spidey joining: Spider-Man "Actually, to tell the truth, I could really use the money." Captain America "Oh, there's no more money." Spider-Man "That is so me, it's not even funny." From New Avengers #2. He previously was an Avenger for a brief stint in the 1980's, at which time there was a stipend, traditionally rejected by those Avengers who had lives/jobs outside the mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzMike Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "I was bored" "Icecream. With anchovies" "I'm not a hero, I'm a professional wrestling super powered humanoid pig..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlinggeek Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero He previously was an Avenger for a brief stint in the 1980's' date=' at which time there was a stipend, traditionally rejected by those Avengers who had lives/jobs outside the mansion.[/quote'] Oh, yeah! I forgot about that. I mean about Spidey's brief previous membership, not about the stipend. Points for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Heroes get more tail than villains." "It was this or delivering pizzas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I was too shy to talk to the cute redheaded girl, and this seemed like the easiest way to get her attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I was too shy to talk to the cute redheaded girl' date=' and this seemed like the easiest way to get her attention.[/quote'] You're a good superhero, Charlie Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero You're a good superhero' date=' Charlie Brown.[/quote'] It would have made a good story arc for the strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I was too shy to talk to the cute redheaded girl' date=' and this seemed like the easiest way to get her attention.[/quote'] Chuck Brown, Hero Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero OT; but someone posted pics of the Manga-Ized gang. I liked Shou Lin Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero If they're the ones I'm thinking of, the pics are the work of gNaw - and they are, indeed, awesome pics, with the new Charlie Brown taking the win for potential use as a character illo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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