Killer Shrike Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 An irate Firewing vs. your mother when she is in a middle name using state of peevishness. Who wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma My Mom would have Firewing doing house chores in under 5 minutes. edit (she taught Kindergarten for 30 years!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Gotta go with Mom. Since she's deceased now, were she to be "using" anyone's middle name, that would mean she had somehow returned from beyond the grave. I don't think Firewing really has the right power set to affect her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma My mom always had a lot of trouble getting me to do things, even when she was in a middle-name-using dander, so apparently I'm more powerful than my mom. And I'm clearly much more powerful than Firewing. I dunno. I guess it'd be a wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey88 Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma I'd give the physical battle to Firewing, but only at the cost of his own sanity. My mom has the ability to circumvent logic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Shrike Posted October 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma I'd give the physical battle to Firewing' date=' but only at the cost of his own sanity. My mom has the ability to circumvent logic![/quote'] All moms have that ability. Its part of their Package Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma My mom would win. Once upon a time, my parents owned the adjacent building on the street. The original owner was looking to sell and offered a very cheap price. My parents bought it and rented it out. The first tenants were college students. On a particularly late night, the college students were throwing a very loud party. My mom, all 5' of her, went out to inact a PRE Attack. In the process of heading over, she slipped and fell into a muddle puddle. Imagine a five foot tall, red head, who HAPPENS to be your land lord, standing in front of a group of drunk college students who are twice her size. Now imagine that this person covered head to toe in mud screaming at you in the top of their lungs with absolutely no fear of the crowd before her. Yeah... Firelord would get his butt handed to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Gotta go with Mom. Since she's deceased now, were she to be "using" anyone's middle name, that would mean she had somehow returned from beyond the grave. I don't think Firewing really has the right power set to affect her. Ditto. When she was alive, she'd at least run verbal circles around him - she had a way with the tongue both sharp and vulgar or sharp and intellectual. She was more (in response to someone else's post) a master of logic than defiant of logic. And I'm willing to say all this not really knowing anything about Firewing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma My mom's company (not her office, or just the people around her, but almost everyone who interacted with at any level) nicknamed her Dragon Lady. At one point she made a grown man cry, to a vice president. Actual tears. No one, to this day, knows if the VP in question sided with my mother out of agreement or Fear. Firewing would be destroyed in 2 Phases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma I will answer for OddHat's Mom: Laughs at Red Tape of any kind Stronger than any Customer Service Rep Able to make any Bureaucrat Crawl Able to spot a ripoff at 200 yards Makes Men who make Sexist remarks cringe Can talk any Sentient Creature into the ground (Yes, even you Zorn) Makes PETA look like the ASPCA RIP Firewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Guilt Trip: EDM to a dimension where my mother is right about everything, UAA (defense is admiting you are wrong before the argument begins). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Mom Multipower (OIF: Wooden Spoon). u "...Or Else": Mind Control, lots of dice. u The "Or Else"!: HA, lots of dice. Firewing better wipe his feet and keep his room tidy. Or else . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Don't know about you guys but my mother is a 0 point character with failing eyesight, terrible driving skills and prone to calling her kids the wrong name. What makes you think she wouldn't be barbecued before she saw her first post segment 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Ummm, my Mom just passed 76, is still called in to her old mulitinational corp to teach the youngsters the "True Forbidden Secrets of Accountancy" (some thing to do with accurate filing and not letting blood drip onto the spreadsheets I think) and can make a formica topped table apologise for it's bad habits and attributes. I've never seen her perform blood sacrifices using middle management, but I'm told that smart managers used to agree with her opinions before she'd ever voiced them... ot left her office. Or been made aware that an opinion on something was required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma What makes you think she wouldn't be barbecued before she saw her first post segment 12? A sense of humor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Waters Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma I have come to understand, at no small personal risk, that my mother is the head of an international spy ring/security agency of almost unlimited power. As such she probably owns Firewing and any 'battle' would be a staged event that she would 'lose' so that she could lie low for a while. I mean, if there was a 'real battle' it would go like this: Firewing and Mum square up, Firewing jerks slightly and slumps to the ground, leaking crimson from a small wound in his forehead. Scene obscured by lots of black vans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Firewing would bail before the end of Phase 12 to avoid my mom's enraged ranting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Loyalty to mom aside, Firewing is in a gaming book. Gaming book, meet garbage can. Or, taking the thread to heart, Firewing. My mom has lots of social and knowledge skills. Firewing has no interest in intellectual discourse, or good manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamerz123 Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Mom, definitely Anyone who can handle 1st graders can handle one supervillan with no problem Power: 100d6 Mind Control: Only to make you instantly engage in a long conversation at the end of which it is impossible for you to remember what you were doing beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed-F Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Don't know about you guys but my mother is a 0 point character with failing eyesight, terrible driving skills and prone to calling her kids the wrong name. What makes you think she wouldn't be barbecued before she saw her first post segment 12? My mother is a real person, and as such can easily defeat any imaginary character such as Firewing simply by not believing in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Firewing would win the early rounds. But then Mom would start to cry and no man, regardless of species, can resist that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma I pity FireWing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma My Mom would have Firewing doing house chores in under 5 minutes. edit (she taught Kindergarten for 30 years!) Preschool for 27 she's put Ariax on timeout so fast his head would spin. and if he tried to fry her, I'd rip his spleen out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Loyalty to mom aside, Firewing is in a gaming book. Gaming book, meet garbage can. Or, taking the thread to heart, Firewing. My mom has lots of social and knowledge skills. Firewing has no interest in intellectual discourse, or good manners. He likes opera. Does your mom like opera? She could talk to him about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Firewing vs yo Momma Preschool for 27 she's put Ariax on timeout so fast his head would spin. and if he tried to fry her, I'd rip his spleen out. So how many years did you have to repeat preschool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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