Kyle Rayner Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath In secret vaults my light will shine Illuminating what should be mine. My will to gain what I desire, A wealth of power, Orange Lantern's fire! NO NO NO. Orange lantern has but one Oath. It is simply the word "MINE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath It's not easy being green It gives off a sickly sheen. But don't you dare try to be mean, Or I rip off your spleen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath ... Ahem... In the heat of the night In the heat of the day When I close my eyes When I look your way When I meet the fear that lies inside When I hear you say In the heat of the moment Say, say, say Some day, some day, some day, Dominion Come a time Some day, some day, some day, Dominion Some say prayers Some say prayers I say mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zane_Marlowe Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath In blackest void, by cosmic string Let no evil pass unseen Let those who would suffering bring beware the light of Lantern Green May I suggest a slight amendment for meter. In blackest void, by cosmic string Let no evil pass unseen Let those who would bring suffering Beware the Lantern's Light and Ring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath Ring! Ring a wrong! Ring out loud! Ring out strong! Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to ring Just ring! Ring a wrong! La la luh la-la, la la luh la-la, la la luh-la la la La la luh la-la, la la luh la-la, la la luh-la la la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath In brightest day, in darkest night, Oh, the hell with it-- SHOW ME THE MONEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath There once was an Orange Lantern from Nantucket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath "I've just been given the green light to stop you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath There once was an Orange Lantern from Nantucket... Great, now I'm actually thinking of limericks...I "***" the bad word, but still: There was an Orange Lantern from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a big bucket. But a certain young man, Thought he had a great plan, But, seeing Orange Lantern's might, said f*** it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath There once was a Lantern from Nantucket who told the Guardians to suck it. He didn't know what was worse, Nosey cosmic papa smurfs or Zamarons who wouldn't let him.... Goodnight folks, try the veal. Limericks have been tried before, to questionable success! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Archeville Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath Saw two good ones today. From the webcomic Evil Inc And from Scans Daily "Daleks are the race supreme! Your race will die with anguished screams! Your end is near, accept your fate, Red Lantern Corps: EXTERMINATE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath In brightest day and blackest night No evil shall escape my sight be he alive or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make my bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath In brightest day and blackest night No evil shall escape my sight be he alive or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make my bread! Must be the Green Giant Lantern Corps oath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath I have a lantern Avatar now! [ATTACH=CONFIG]35166[/ATTACH] Ebil Red Lantern Bunneh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath ...Arch-Nemesis of Ch'p... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath I swear he's like a lamp Lucius Alexander The palindromedary knows Lucius Alexander is speaking of one who is great shakes and without peer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPheemy Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath If I had a Hammer I wouldn't be a Lantern I'd be a Hero From another Comic House! I'd shout out NON-SENSE In a funky AC-CENT But I wouldn't have A Corps of Brothers and Sister From another comic house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahuna's bro Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath jughead jones's idea of a GL oath teeninie weenie magic beanie pointing towards the sky gimeme muscles,vigor,stength form a super guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath ...Arch-Nemesis of Ch'p... Indeed. Everyone knows that bunnies are the natural enemy of squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath You and SS in the Pit of Dhoom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Archeville Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath Written by a Scottish friend: "In wettest day, in coldest night, No whisky shall escape my sight, Let those who follow England's s**te, Beware my power, Caledonian light!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuclear Fridge Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath Of course a more politically correct Green Lantern would have to be more selective: "In brightest day, in deepest night, ['black' can be offensive] no conflict of my own interests shall escape my sight! ['evil' is so subjective] Let those who agree to uphold those same interests which conflict with my own interests might, [again with the 'evil', and 'worship' shows religious intolerance] beware the Green Lantern Coalition's power.. Green Lantern's light!" [one needs unity in order to stand for something acceptable, Green Lanterns have gotten into trouble due to the subjectiveness of personal policing authority] There, that's more neutral. You don't want to go spewing about your own conviction, the 'acceptably tolerant' will crucify... er, reprimand... you for it. The 'alternately motivated' people who want to blow up inhabited planets really shouldn't have their perspectives defamed in any form, inferred or implied... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath Absolutely! We can't have any of that going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath funny how they consider evil relative, but political incorrectness is somehow absolute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuclear Fridge Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath funny how they consider evil relative' date=' but political incorrectness is somehow absolute[/quote'] Come on... Dr. Destroyer just had an unhappy childhood. He didn't want to incinerate Detroit. It was a cry for help. Ah, who am I *&*%$$ kidding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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