BoloOfEarth Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 I lost count. Who's ahead? (No, Who's on first.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 No, Who's on stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: I lost count. Who's ahead? (No, Who's on first.) it’s currently a tie. 3 hours ago, Pariah said: No, Who's on stage. Yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 They're not even at this concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 Are you sure it is not THEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices in my head. The response? "You don't have a psychiatrist." Christougher and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 Wouldn’t you be hearing voices in your ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 Bone conduction don't need no steenkin' ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 49 minutes ago, Bazza said: Wouldn’t you be hearing voices in your ears? No, that's tinnitus. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 34 minutes ago, tkdguy said: No, that's tinnitus. WHAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 ... Something about itchy tins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 Columbia Pictures announced today that they are releasing a sequel to Groundhog Day in time for this year's holiday season. (Actually, they're just re-releasing the original.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 The original is a classic. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Them: "Did you know that the liver is the only human organ that can grow back when part of it is damaged or removed?" Me: "I'll drink to that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 The bartender says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Erwin Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Pornography gives people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. Pariah, slikmar, Christougher and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Stonecutter privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Erwin Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. The dichotomy wouldn’t occur due to general ontological principles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 I was confused when my printer started playing music. Until I realized the paper was jamming. Spoiler This is a great joke on paper. wcw43921, mattingly, slikmar and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 So why doesn't this "echodrops" write the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Hide contents This is a great joke on paper. Spoiler Too bad you didn't tell it on paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Comic Sans and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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