Pariah Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Now that ABBA is back together, there are reports that they will be touring with Elvis Costello. And I have to wonder, at an ABBA and Costello concert, who's on first? Christougher, wcw43921, Ockham's Spoon and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Now that ABBA is back together, there are reports that they will be touring with Elvis Costello. And I have to wonder, at an ABBA and Costello concert, who's on first? Who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 15 hours ago, tombrown803 said: Who No, Who's closing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 I'm thinking it's either Who, Guess Who. or Yes. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 No Doubt you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's only a draft at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Careful with that. You could end up going round and round real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 The pandemic has been hard on a lot of relationships, but my marriage is stronger than ever. My wife and I have such a loving relationship that just last night I woke to find her holding a pillow tightly against my face to protect me from COVID-19. Tjack and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Elevator jokes are the best. They work on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Yup. Uplifting, though they can let you down easy, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Reading these jokes makes me feel like I just got the shaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas. Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Maybe you should go to Peter, Paul & Mary's hardware store and get a hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tjack Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas. Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown. The bakery there is no better because I looked...and the pie is gray. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Yeah, you've seen it... deal with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I threw a ball for my dog. It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo. mattingly and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Boxer? or briefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 And night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 You say you want a revolution.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Is this one of those Newton cradle revolutions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 We can just make a spin about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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