mattingly Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 A: One is a tragedy where everyone dies. The other one is a play. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Q: What's Harry Potter's preferred method of getting down a hill? A: Walking. J/K. Rolling. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 I have a friend who always says, "Cheer up! It could be worse. You could be trapped in an underground hole full of water." I know he means well. wcw43921 and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Kentucky Street Derby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Here I was expecting a played-via-Discord mini-game of Monopoly, where the first person to pay rent on Kentucky was the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Apologies, Dear Crab--'twas not my intention to disappoint you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 I'm always up for ways to turn published games into something bizarre and unexpected and even, maybe, fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 What WILL He Think Of Next??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Astronaut #1: "Why can't I find any milk for my coffee?" Astronaut #2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream." Tjack and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 How long does it take to cross from Louisiana into Alabama? One Mississippi. mattingly, Pariah, wcw43921 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Q: Are there any cats on Mars? A: No. Curiosity killed them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 I invented a new word today: Plagiarism. Logan D. Hurricanes, slikmar, Starlord and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 A friend in Germany tells me everyone's panic buying sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Kase scenario. Emperor Kang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 On 5/18/2020 at 9:23 AM, Pariah said: I invented a new word today: Plagiarism. Today, I reinvented it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 My book on clocks finally arrived. It’s about time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Was it dilated? Does it fly? If it does, does it fly like bananas? If you kill it, are you murdering infinity? Is it on your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 You've got it on your hands. You don't have enough of it. You've got it on your side. You're pressed for it. You spend it. You waste it. It's in. It's out. It's now. It's past. It's running out. It's drawing near. Chrono Trigger. It's about time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 The faster you go, the slower it runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: “Who is it?” So I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Chuck Norris doesn’t test positive for Coronavirus, Coronavirus tests positive for Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 So John Fogerty is standing at the ticket counter at the airport. "Which section would you like to sit in, Mr. Fogerty?" "Put me in coach." Logan D. Hurricanes and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Don’t get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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