Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Q: Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? A: At a second hand store. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because today they got into a fight and 2021. wcw43921 and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A private tutor. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 ME: "Do you think Kevin Bacon refers to his nipples as 'Bacon Bits?'" BOSS: "How do I keep forgetting to fire you?" death tribble, Cancer and Hermit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?” I said: “I’m not sure. It’s hard to keep track.” Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 5 hours ago, wcw43921 said: ME: "Do you think Kevin Bacon refers to his nipples as 'Bacon Bits?'" Is Kevin Bacon kosher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Anonymous to Dr Phil - my husband just swallowed a paracetamol, what should I do? Dr Phil - give him a headache now, why waste the medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 I had a crazy dream last night...seemed like I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was a Fanta sea. Pariah and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.” wcw43921 and Duke Bushido 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 I scared the mailman today by coming to the door naked. I don’t know what scared him most, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived. Pariah, Lee and Duke Bushido 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be Hell toupee. wcw43921, Pariah and death tribble 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I do public relations work for a company that sells bicycle wheels. I'm also their spokes person. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 You must go round and round a lot about the same issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 These jokes make me tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 What do you call the advantage undead have while you're adventuring in a Necropolis? Wight privilege Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 This thread was started in 2006. Wow. It’s a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in. Me: Thanks for reminding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Q: What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall? A: Dam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Did you hear about the guy who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible? He's an eightheist. Amorkca 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 "Dear optimist, pessimist and realist, while you were arguing about the water in the glass, I drank it." - The opportunist L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Dijon vu: The feeling that you've had this mustard before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means. It’s not the end of the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds Logan D. Hurricanes and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 For those of you who watched the Academy Awards last night, one question: How did ‘Parasite’ win so many Oscars, when there was no host? Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walked into a bar.... They didn't plan it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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