Pariah Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the planet to prove that it was flat. In the end, he came around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Yeah, but he did it by walking the lead-in groove of the phonograph record, to engage in a thoroughly antiquated reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Pariah said: My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the planet to prove that it was flat. In the end, he came around. Was he the legend of Sleepy Hollow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 People who live in Dubai never watch the Flintstones, but people who live in Abu Dhabi do! Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death. tkdguy, death tribble, Rails and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Erwin Schrödinger's cat was Ill, so he took it to the vet. After a quick examination, the vet said, "I have good news, and I have bad news." Logan D. Hurricanes, death tribble and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Apparently Disney are going to do a Stormtrooper Star Wars film. It could be a hit or miss affair. But let's face it, it will be a miss. lemming and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 KNOCK KNOCK Who's there NEAL Neal who? NEAL BEFORE ZOD death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I think you mean Neil Gaiman before Zod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 49 minutes ago, Cancer said: KNOCK KNOCK Who's there NEAL Neal who? Hide contents NEAL BEFORE ZOD Why do you say this, when you know that I will kill you for it? /DeathTribble death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 During the war we often operated behind enemy lines. I was often assigned various tasks and I was asked to organise the assassination of Himmler. I studied his routine and worked out that I could get at him on his way into work. So I stood behind a tree and waited for his car to come around the corner. Then I leapt out and shouted 'BOO !'. Sometimes all we had was the element of surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 What is the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a scruffily dressed unicyclist? Apologies in advance Attire archer, Pariah, Rails and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I'm stealing this one for the Book of Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Q: What is Santa Claus' favorite Hero System characteristic? A: Presence. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 I thought it would be Speed. (Clearly he is on drugs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 17 hours ago, Bazza said: I thought it would be Speed. (Clearly he is on drugs) You try living on milk, cookies, and candy canes for a year. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Occasionally he'll have some venison as well, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Today's news: Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up. Pariah and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 What did Ken the Eagle say to Joe the Condor after pulling a prank on him? I Gatchaman! *My sister's reaction after I told her this: Goodbye forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Pariah, Hermit and BoloOfEarth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Q: How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Millennials may talk and blog and protest, but they never really change anything. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Lord Liaden and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 I don't like people who take drugs. For example airport security........ Drugs do not ruin lives. Drug tests do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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