Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Pariah and Christopher 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 I apologize for nothing. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back slikmar and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 I'm going to create a necromancer character. Then I'm going to have them raise German zombies who all have the same first name and have them all carry things. This is just so I can say 'From these cold, dead Hans.....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 ... sounds like the ideal future of corporate human relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Why wouldn't you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet? The P is silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Q: Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex play the cymbals? A: Because they're extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex play the cymbals? Reveal hidden contents A: Because they're extinct. I didn't know... ...cymbals are extinct. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Holy misplaced modifiers, Batman! BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Holy misplaced modifiers, Batman! Now you know (cymbals are extinct). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 From the mangled mathematics I occasionally see, if you'd said "symbols", I might morosely agree. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 Man Uses "Vet Card" To Win Every Argument Ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 ...to which the hot dog vendor said, "That'll be $6.50." The Buddhist handed him a $20 bill, which the hot dog vendor promptly tucked into his till. The Buddhist asked, "What about my change?" The hot dog vendor replied, "Change must come from within." wcw43921 and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 My annoying neighbor was banging on my door at 3 o’clock this morning! Luckily, I was still up practicing my drums. tkdguy, Pariah, Hermit and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 So a Roman Centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please." wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 A Roman soldier walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a martinus, please." "You mean a martini?" asks the barkeep. "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one," replies the soldier. Pariah and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Seeing as it's almost Thanksgiving, it seems way too late for some Halloween jokes. But here we go... What did the Skeleton call the Zombie? Overdressed What did the Ghoul call the Zombie? Fast Food What did Frankestein call the Zombie? A self starter What did the Mummy call the Zombie? Underdressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I had a dream the other night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg. Logan D. Hurricanes, wcw43921 and Cancer 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 41 minutes ago, Pariah said: I had a dream the other night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg. You need help. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 This is no yoke. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: You need help. This is the Jokes thread, not the State Something Really Obvious thread. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, Pariah said: This is the Jokes thread, not the State Something Really Obvious thread. Obviously. Pariah and Rails 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Well played. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Definition of ambition: English batsman putting on sunscreen. #Ashes tkdguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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