Pariah Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Q: Why do ghouls hang out with demons? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Q: Why don't vampires like Taylor Swift? A: Because she's got bad blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Q: What did the ceiling fan say to the vacuum cleaner? A: "You suck." Then it wasn't such a big fan, was it? Lucius Alexander Q: Why do ghouls hang out with demons? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. The palindromedary says Demons are a ghoul's best FIEND! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Q: What did the ceiling fan say to the vacuum cleaner? A: "You suck." What did the vacuum cleaner say back to the ceiling fan? A: "You blow." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Q: Why don't vampires like Taylor Swift? A: Because she's got bad blood. She would just shake it off. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 How did Taylor Swift get lifeguard Mitch Buchannon to dance ? she told him to 'Shake it Hoff' wcw43921, BoloOfEarth and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 So a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. There's no way that's a coincidence. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a henhouse? A: Poultrygheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 What do you call a young chicken haunted by the ghost of his father? Omlet. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 How do priests keep fit? By exorcising daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't 1. So... What did you get in the sack? 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning! 3.Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks. 5. I got the best piece from that house. 6. Quit screwing around on the porch! 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling. 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands. 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Q: What do you call a vampire who says, "Qvack, qvack, qvack?" A: Count Duckula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 I thought all maths were the same, until I learned how to differentiate. Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table. I got the lead role! Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Admiral Nelson was just under 6'1" tall but his statue in Trafalgar Square is just over 18' tall; that's Horatio of 3 to 1. Pariah, Rails, mattingly and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 For the love of all that is good and holy, please stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 I would figure that an acceptable Horatio would be about one per sailor. Rails, wcw43921, Cancer and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 You're encouraging him. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Not to go on a tangent, but he went sailing on the sine waves, despite the deep blue c being a constant. Rails and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Zeropoint said: I would figure that an acceptable Horatio would be about one per sailor. Though I think they, too, would approve of three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 Trouble when working with fractions but just fine when using decimals? Perhaps you are afflicted with an irrational fear of rational numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Zeropoint said: I would figure that an acceptable Horatio would be about one per sailor. 7 hours ago, Cancer said: Though I think they, too, would approve of three. Only if oars are on sail. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary accuses me of being naughtical. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 The creator of fairy bread died this week. There were hundreds and thousands at his funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Pariah and BoloOfEarth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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