Christougher Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Owing to the documentary on TV tonight They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're altogether ooky, The Manson Family. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Today's wacky definition: Logarithms: Musical sounds produced by hitting dead trees. Burrito Boy and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Then there's the mathematically-inclined fellow who tries to achieve proper ethinc mix by cutting a variety of people up and distributing mixed dismembered pieces among various neighborhoods .... ... he calls it integration by parts. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Then there's the mathematically-inclined fellow who tries to achieve proper ethinc mix by cutting a variety of people up and distributing mixed dismembered pieces among various neighborhoods .... ... he calls it integration by parts. And if he finds the average part size, he's just being mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Yet another iteration of math jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Yet another iteration of math jokes? There are only three kinds of people. Those who count and those who can't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Or, from another perspective, there are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who know about ternary. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What's a cow's least favorite number? 3735928559 Hint: convert that to hexadecimal tkdguy and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Did you know that if you pick up a guinea pig by the tail, its eyes will fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Did you know that if you pick up a guinea pig by the tail, its eyes will fall out? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 death tribble, Logan D. Hurricanes and Rails 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I hate when I'm at the store, and I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home, they're just regular donuts. slikmar, Rails and Logan D. Hurricanes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Q: What kind of shoes do chickens wear? A: Reebokbokbokbokbokbok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Q: What was Nietzsche's chief complaint after visiting Egypt? A: It was too Nile-istic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Two British brothers were riding on a train when a general sat down across from them. One of the brothers was hard of hearing and said, "Ask the general is he's ever been to India." The other brother says, "Pardon me, sir, but my brother is just wondering if you've ever been to India?" The general says, "India? Why yes, marvelous place full of wonderful people!" The first brother says, "What did he say?" The second brother replies, "He said he's been to India." A few minutes later, the first brother says, "Ask him if he's ever been to Punjab?" The second brother asks, "Pardon me again, general, but my brother wants to know if you've ever been to Punjab?" The general says, "Punjab! Oh, magnificent curry in Punjab!" The first brother says, "What did he say?" The second brother replies, "He said he's been in Punjab." A few minutes later, the first brother says, "Ask him if he knows a Lady Elanor?" The second brother asks, "Pardon me again, general, I promise this is the last question, but my brother wants to know if when you were in Punjab, you knew a Lady Elanor?" The general says, "Lady Elanor! Why, oh yes! Beautiful woman! My bedroom window looked right into her bathtub!" The first brother says, "What did he say?" The second brother replies, "He said he knows Mother." tkdguy, Pariah, Hermit and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 I'm going to steal that one! FrankL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Frozen has been out of the video rotation for a couple of weeks, but we put it on and watched it this afternoon. I felt like we were seeing it for the first time in forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Q: Why are pacifists bad at jokes? A: They can't have punchlines Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Re: the Canadian musicians vs. Bieber thread. When European explorers started penetrating the interior of the northern half of North America, they were impressed with its beauty and expanses of resources-rich, if cold, territory. They asked the natives what they called the place. "Cnd," was the reply. "It's called Cnd." "How do you spell that?" asked the puzzled foreigners. "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?" This was dutifully transcribed, and from then on the maps all labeled this region C-A-N-A-D-A. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 I have a compass that used to belong to Alfred Hitchcock. It points north by northwest. FrankL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 I have a compass that used to belong to Alfred Hitchcock. It points north by northwest. Must be the same one owned by Cary Grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A: Outlaws are wanted. tkdguy and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks." I said "Don't mention it." Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 What rhymes with orange? No, it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.