Narf the Mouse Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Re: Jokes I think we all know what to do if we come across a bee's nest. Let it be, let it be...Hear these words of wisdom, let it bee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Jokes Excuse me, I believe there's something in your bonnet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Re: Jokes Build a little birdhouse in your soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Jokes Now you know. But that is only half of the battle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Jokes But that is only half of the battle! Well, two halves make a whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Re: Jokes Not quite a joke, more like a stray idea for a parody song, sung to the tune of Escape (the Pina Colada song). With apologies to Rupert Holmes: Sung in English, but with a Mexican accent... "if you like pinata koalas..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Re: Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Re: Jokes Okay, that deserves a full refrain. "If you like pinata koalas, the ones imported from Spain. If you are not from OSHA, If you have a big cane. if you like papier-mâché stick-fights, and the bears with some crepe. I'm the decor you swung for, repair me, with Scotch Tape." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Re: Jokes That is both terrible and hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Re: Jokes A start-up vineyard in California was shut down by the state, its owners taken to court for making wine without a license, facing up to 5 years in jail. They were acquitted due to a technicality: the vineyard was shut down before any of the grapes had actually fermented, so there was never any wine on the premises at all. When the story broke, the local newspaper headlines read They'll Serve No Time Before It's Wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Re: Jokes I just formed a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes That was Terra-ble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes A helium atom walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here." The helium atom didn't react. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes A helium atom walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here." The helium atom didn't react. Such a noble lack of reaction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes Well, if you've xenon noble gas, you've seen 'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes Well' date=' if you've xenon noble gas, you've seen 'em all.[/quote'] And none of them are a laughing matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes These jokes are so elementary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Re: Jokes Well' date=' if you've xenon noble gas, you've seen 'em all.[/quote'] I've seen a lot of things that make me go 'arg' on this thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes I've seen a lot of things that make me go 'arg' on this thread.... And yet you keep nickel and diming us with the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes And yet you keep nickel and diming us with the same. By rights, these jokes are so bad we should barium bury 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes I think we should table this discussion before we zinc to a new low. We all need a periodic break from the puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes I'd like to put my knee on the the chest of the guy who started all of this. Oh, wait, it was me. Oh well, carry on, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes We need some pun control; these ones are leaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes Ironic, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Re: Jokes We need some pun control; these ones are leaded. What are you, the joke police? You'll never take me alive, copper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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