Old Man Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes Is that really something you can bass a joke on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes I don't give one paradiddle whether you can bass a joke on it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes We've got some offbeat humour here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes Badump CHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes How long are we going to stick to this topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes How do you know it's a drummer knocking on your door? The Beat Speeds up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes How long are we going to stick to this topic? You know once these things get started, it's a trap for every punster on the boards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes Okay, I'll admit I set you up for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes So...anyone know any jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Re: Jokes Roy Rogers visits then newly elected President Hoover. Roy Rogers: Mr. President, I'm here to tell you the latest jokes! President Hoover: Too late, Roy, I've already appointed them. edit: WILL Rogers, not Roy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes How long are we going to stick to this topic? his is just another Cymbal of us being snared into rolling with the puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes Rolling puns gather no floss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The wife says, "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes Roy Rogers visits then newly elected President Hoover. Roy Rogers: Mr. President, I'm here to tell you the latest jokes! President Hoover: Too late, Roy, I've already appointed them. Several years ago, there was a bagel place here that had some clever ads. One of them read as follows: "Care for another bagel, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed." Well, I thought it was clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes Rolling puns gather no floss. Stringing us along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes Stringing us along? Sure it's real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes It's getting harder to brush you people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes It's getting harder to brush you people off. No need to bristle at these comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes No need to bristle at these comments. Do you comb the internet for bad puns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes (In a likely-to-fail attempt to get away from the puns) A traveller was flying cross-country in a 747. About a hour after takeoff, the pilot announced over the speakers, "I wanted to inform you that one of our engines has failed. However, we still have three good engines, so we have decided to continue on. Unfortunately, this will cause us to be 25 minutes late." A little over an hour later, the pilot came back on. "A second engine has failed," he said, "but we can still fly just fine on two engines. Since we are already nearly halfway there, we have decided to continue on to Los Angeles. However, we will be an hour late." A few hours later, the speakers again crackled to life. "Some of you may have noticed smoke coming from our #3 engine a few minutes ago. We have been forced to shut that engine down as well. Please remain calm -- our #1 engine is still running fine and can maintain flight. Since all nearest airfields are fogged over, we have decided to continue on to Los Angeles. Our reduced airspeed, unfortunately, means that we will be arriving an hour and a half late." Twenty minutes later, the pilot announced, "We have lost our last engine..." At this, the passenger shouted angrily, "Oh, that's just great! Now we're gonna be up here all freakin' day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes (In a likely-to-fail attempt to get away from the puns) It's plane that puns don't fly with BoloofEarth, fellas. Knock it off before you get shot down in flames. (Sorry Bolo...had to do it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Re: Jokes (Sorry Bolo...had to do it) It's okay. I know you're just winging it. When it comes to bad puns, people here can't help but pilot on. (Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Re: Jokes You know, now it will be hard to navigate thru the clouds of puns,and find the flighty jokes that are posted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Re: Jokes What's the difference between a brand new, tricked out Hummer and a porcupine? With the Hummer, the prick's on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Re: Jokes What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore Lucius Alexander What's the difference between a palindromedary and a backandforthtrian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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