Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes Have you heard the one about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and came back a tangent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes A good video joke, but long. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWJC7tlYck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes Have you heard the one about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and came back a tangent? That joke is a sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes That joke is a sin. And you just cosined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes And you just cosined it. I think the blame can be spread equilaterally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Jokes A good video joke, but long. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWJC7tlYck Beautiful example of a Shaggy Dog Story. Somebody rep him for me please. I must spread some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Jokes What is the difference between a Silicoid with a Liberal Arts degree, and a gardener? One is a horticulturist, the other is a Horta Culturalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Jokes What is the difference between a Silicoid with a Liberal Arts degree, and a gardener? One is a horticulturist, the other is a Horta Culturalist. Torches! Pitchforks! Getcher torches and pitchforks right 'ere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Jokes Q: What has 8 legs + 3.14? A: Octopi. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevelon Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Jokes Q: What has 8 legs + 3.14? A: Octopi. Ha! Ouch! Another way to do this joke would be to convert Pi to Base-8. Might be a little obscure, even for the math geeks. How do even convert decimals to a different base anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Jokes Ouch! Another way to do this joke would be to convert Pi to Base-8. Might be a little obscure, even for the math geeks. How do even convert decimals to a different base anyway? Interesting question. You would convert the 10ths to 8ths, 100ths to 64ths, etc. If I get really bored I may calculate out a few decimals worth. I guess I was bored enough... 3.1103755 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes What's the difference between sex and basketball? In one you dribble, shoot, and score. In the other the sequence is reversed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes A bumper-sticker I saw a while back: Jesus Saves. He Shoots! HE SCORES!!! A man walks into a barbershop accompanied by his 10-year-old daughter, who is eating a snack cake. As the barber begins cutting the hair, he notices the little girl is standing kind of close. "Don't stand too close, honey. You'll get hair on your Twinkie." The little girl grins and adds: "Yeah! And I'll get boobs, too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes The actual Jesus joke goes like this: And Satan takes the puck down the ice past Moses, flicks it over to Beelzebub, oh, bad move by Peter, Beelzebub passes it to Mammon, who just runs right over John! Mammon down the right side, over to Satan for the slapshot over the right corner! He sets, he shoots-- And JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes The one I saw read: Jesus Saves Gretzky shoots, HE SCORES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes Jesus saves. Moses invests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes Three Universal Truths: The Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of the church. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Jokes Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? It might lead to... Dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. Or should that one go in the non sequitur thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. Or should that one go in the non sequitur thread? ...I think so, Brain, but how do we get the elephant to play hulu hoop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes Three Universal Truths: The Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of the church. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. 4. Mormons don't recognize each other at Starbucks. Had to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his patient, "I'll come back when you are sober." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Jokes 4. Mormons don't recognize each other at Starbucks. Had to be said. Or in any store on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Re: Jokes Jesus saves. Moses invests. Jesus Saves. And takes half damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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