Old Man Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Can I handle the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Whatcha think, folks? Can he handle it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 I dunno -- isn't Oldie kinda fragile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Has he fallen and can't get up ®? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Doesn't he have a Life Alert ® device? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 What if the Life Alert ® device breaks when he does fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Is it under a warranty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Does Oldie have insurance on it and himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Couldn't you ask him about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Do we really think he'd answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Wouldn't it be more fun to speculate on what he has instead of a Life Alert device? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Maybe he carries a conch shell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Does that mean he's Piggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Didn't Piggy perish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Maybe he carries a conch shell? Why would I need such a newfangled gadget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Aren't conch shells like I-Pads for undersea civilizations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Don't you know about the three seashells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Seems more like sea-hells, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Wouldn't that just be a giant steam bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Maybe this is what saunas use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 You know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 To sell them on the see shore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 You know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells, don't you? No, why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Is it the same as the seashells from Demolition Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 No, why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Have you checked the Jokes thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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