Old Man Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Isn't that the green thumb one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Are you sure about your colors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Did you know that I have a severely color blind friend? And that it can be really funny when he insists that his pink shirt is white? Or when you ask him to hand you the purple pen but there's only a green one and a brown one on the table? Is that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Can he see into the ultraviolet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 How about the infrared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Wouldn't it be cool if we could see gamma rays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Maybe so, but you wouldn't want to see them for very long, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 If we had the ability to see gamma rays, would it not logically follow that we had evolved to survive the exposure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Not necessarily; we have evolved to see visible light, but we haven't evolved to withstand close proximity to black bodies radiating lots of visible light, have we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Wouldn't gamma rays cause us to turn green and super strong? Who wouldn't want that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Someone who already has anger management issues, and his personal liability insurer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Wouldn't gamma radiation therapy give an angry person the ability to blow off some steam without personal injury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 How about collateral damage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You're pestering him with details like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Why shouldn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Because I might turn big and green and HULK SMASH?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Through the Internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Who knows what's possible through the Internet these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Could it be that Oldie does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You realize that it isn't in his best interests to say if he does or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Perhaps he could embellish for the sake of a good story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Don't all great stories begin with a mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 If my marriage began with a mistake, does that make it a great story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup, why does it come with a shot glass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If animals aren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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