death tribble Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Bazza was in trouble in the Australian parliament for his idea of new town Dar Lose..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Death Tribble was once cited for impersonating an Australian after offering Colin Hay a Vegemite sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Pariah was forced to do a Professional Development seminar on alchemy. to be continued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Bazza wanted to make the world's biggest submarine. The entire island of Tasmania..... Boy, did Kylie Minogue give him a telling off for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Lolth adopted death tribble because the tribbles didn’t want him, he was too much trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Olympic fever has gotten to Bazza. There is already a Gold Coast in Australia so he wanted to put in a Silver Coast and a Bronze Coast. He was stopped when saltwater crocodiles organised a petition against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Well, the joke’s on you as the young skateboarder who won the gold medal, is from the Gold Coast. death tribble took a left turn at Waterloo Station and arrived in Narnia. What did DT do next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Bazza's fascination with Plato's Allegory of the Cave stems from his childhood experiences of being locked in a closet for days at a time after he left his experimental ant colony in his mother's lingerie drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Cancer is psychic…how did he know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Bazza once entered a Skippy the Bush Kangaroo impersonation contest. He finished third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Death tribble entered the Olympics breakdancing competition under the name “Death tribble”. He finished behind Raygun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 As opposed to Bazza who was disqualified in the qualifying rounds because he thought when you broke dancing, it meant meddling with the other competitors and breaking their bones...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Death Tribble sends lots of letters because he loves the taste of the glue on envelopes. The advent of no-moisture peel-off adhesive stamps deprived him of one of lifelong pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Cancer knows 101 jokes about telescopes. Very appealing to those who know about optics but incomprehensible otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Death Tribble is often mistaken, but in the case immediately above he's not wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Cancer is the subject of Lou Reed's song 'Satellite of Love' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Death Tribble once spent an entire Thursday asking passersby, "Can we set Trafalgar Square on fire? Can we? Whatcha say? Just think, the entire place engulfed in flames! ..." Since the pigeons were eliminated a few years ago, though, he gets very few people expressing any enthusiasm for the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 (edited) Cancer does, in fact, have a mole machine, but he has more moles than he actually needs. Edited September 10 by L. Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 The Great Denmark is Actually a Giant Submarine Caper. Ask L Marcus for more details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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