Narratio Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddly enough, when that Rolls Royce went into the swimming pool, the tribble was in the front seat screaming something about 'his generation'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once painted all the residents of Rotterdam sky blue pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble hid Bonnie Prince Charlie in his basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above During WW2, the Swedes enforced the neutrality of their waters by letting L. Marcus swim out to any belligerent ships within their waters and chew a three-meter hole through their keel. It took about ten minutes ... ten minutes of transcendent deathly horror, since the noise was unmistakable and there was absolutely nothing those on board could do about their imminent destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to be Duke of Cumberland Sauce, but was disqualified for shoving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus has been ordered to get out of the gene pool at least twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once volunteered Hermit to date Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The death tribble has a master plan for rebuilding London. Apparently the plan involves lots of toast. As in megatonnes of toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio knows what's behind the Door in the Sun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know before being called Sweden the original name was the L Marcus Fun Land and Downright Groovy Place ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie is auditioning for the local production of "A Christmas Carol". He wants to play Tiny Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty was turned down for a role in the new King Kong movie after gleefully stating that she could easily have the three V-Rex and King Kong in a fight. Oddhat confirmed that she was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Late breaking news - apparently death tribble has been turned down for that role in "A Christmas Carol". He appeared in a fright wig carrying a Ukelele only to discover it was the wrong Tiny Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio -- the original inspiration for Mr. Pickwick, Esq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was soon after Marcus' chance meeting with Charles Dickens in a Soho Opium den that the character of Uriah Heep appeared. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio did the Oliver Twist Rap and was soundly beaten up by all the members of NWA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Uriah Heep was the first person to graduate from death tribbles International School of Hand Wringing... well, him and his mate, Prince Kajuku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was the owner of the Pickwick Papers and eventually turned it into a removals business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribbles acting career was cut short when, after many days of hard work he still couldn't dodge artfully nor pick a pocket or two... such a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once crossed the lawyer Tulkinghorn and spent a considerable time in prison as a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The quest for the Holy Grail actually started with death tribble's movie projector malfunctioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy has written a love song scored for Flugelhorn and Kazoo. Oddly, nobody seems to be interested in singing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio wrote a song called 'Let's Kill Everyone' only for triangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble is a great supporter of the Eurovision Song Contest having co-writing credits on many, many songs such as L'oiseau et l'enfant", Poupée de cire, poupée de son" and of course "Save Your Kisses for Me" which was thought, at the time, to be autobigraphical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was the one who translated the Israeli Eurovision winner as 'I want to be a Polar Bear'. As a result it went to No 1 in Greenland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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