Cancer Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus writes erotica (under another pseudonym, of course) in which chamomile tea and sage-scented soap figure as essential accessories in the more prurient scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer writes creation science erotica -- the character Emmanuelle was based on Cancer's short stories. just kidding. Cancer invented cold fusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is noted in many guide books as being the model for the Leaning Tower of Pizza. But none of them explain exactly how he modelled for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wonder why Janice Rand isn't seen after the first season of Star Trek? She gave up on Captain Kirk and married Narratio instead. Pity the marriage didn't last. They would have had beautiful children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy once dated bruce lee, only afterwards did he realize his error when lee stalked him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza made the same error with Mr. T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Want to make tkdguy angry ? Just extoll the virtues of the triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above want to make deth tribble angry? Let me tell you his REAL NAME... nah, don't want to lose a friend death tribble once sat on Spock's head. Spock didn't wash it for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza directed an episode of Blake's Seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus directed Sean Connery in a drag movie...the critcs were not too kind, they savaged it, -- there went Marcus' dream to be the next "Quentin Tarantino". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza become a world class Hopscotch player. Then they removed it as a possible Olympic event and his world crumbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented blueberries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble thought he was dating Gillian Anderson. Turned out David Duchovny wore a mask, a wig and had a boob job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza thought he was dating Demi Moore. Turns out it was Bruce Willis wearing a mask, a wig and he was wearing falsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember once, when both death tribble and Bazza thought they were dating The Andrews Sisters. Turns out they were the Osmond Brothers wearing masks, wigs and falsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narraito dated death tribble, both enjoyed the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was several times eaten and expelled as waste matter by Zornwil. Although Zornwil did not like this, Bazza rather enjoyed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie would like to diet but how would he do that and hold the World Record in number of Battenburg Cakes consumed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty never repaid the money Al Capone loaned her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tkdguy visited "The Omniverse Center for Cultural Development--an intellectual oasis for evolutionary operatives." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember when Bazza first evolved intelligence and demanded the right to vote, a digital watch and an extra large double decaff frapaccino. Oh how we laughed when he actually got them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once studied Bazza at Miskatonic University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once studied Bazza at Miskatonic University Whilst studying at Miskatonic University Narratio found out that Bazza was the High Priest of death tribble!! (boo-yeah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above A perusal of EEC government records shows that Bazza has been invited to the inauguration parties of the past 60 Italian Prime Ministers... But not Berlusconi's... I'm wondering why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio briefly served as Gen. Omar Bradley's aide-de-camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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