Narratio Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above cranialspasm was well known in the Fullbody Velcro Suit Body Slamming world until that terrible incident with the Siamese ducks. I think she still sends them Xmas cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has never provided a reasonable explanation of how he came to be travelling at over 300 mph through the air while on fire and screaming the name 'Bridgit Fonda' on 23rd October 1999 in Sacremento. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was on suicide watch for death tribble for almost a week after he lost to his place in the Guiness Book of records. Who knew that a 5 year old Burmese girl could eat so many pork & rice flavoured pot noodles? Just goes to show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once stalked by Steve Irwin. Narratio thought it was because Steve wanted to exhibit him in Australia Zoo. Turns out Steve just found him attractive but a Court Order put paid to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Johnny Carson retired, he wanted death tribble to succeed him as host of the Tonight Show. But the tribble's agent already had already gotten him a gig at the Klingon Crossdressers convention. So he missed the screentest, and the job went to Jay Leno instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Back before the M&M / Smarties production lines were fully automated tdkguy used to have a job individually coloring them prior to packaging. He has often mentioned that he found the work both refreshing and relaxing while allowing him to exercise his artistic talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superman banished Narratio to the Phantom Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble makes scale copies of continents in plywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus goes by "L." because his real first name is Nieman, and he gets tired of the questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was seen recently at a Mad Scientists' convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty has saved the world five times a day for fifteen years straight -- unknowingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus has been present at the the locations of 17 witnessed cases of spontaneous human combustion. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once stuffed a man full of olives. The Guinness book of records did not recognise the attempt but exactly what record was being attempted is disputed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was seen recently at a Mad Scientists' convention. Yup, I even had the hirt. Narratio once stuffed a man full of olives. The Guinness book of records did not recognise the attempt but exactly what record was being attempted is disputed. Death tribble had a picture of his hand appear on the cover of an obscure magazine. He was told to pose as if he was crushing Narratio's brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has the complete Seattle phonebook memorised. Even the numbers They don't want outsiders to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus is known to make prank calls to the beings listed in the Necrotelecomnicon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once donated the organs of Belgium to charity. The Catholic Church sent St Michael after him for that. The organists held knitting meetings in revenge outside everywhere he stayed for five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Death Tribble donated the organs of Belgium, it wasn't the keyboard musical instrument kind. It was the endocrine system kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once saved my life by taking a bullet for me. He never told me where he took it, but I sometimes get picture postcards from Rio or Acapulco and once from Barbados... they seem happy together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio caused the Star Wars prequels to be made. He was just horsing around, of course, but George Lucas don't have one shred of humor in his beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has just been hired to be the fight coordinator for the next Highlander movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tdkguy has a collection of inflatable garden gnomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once savagely bit the ankles of Dr Henry Kissenger at the urging of President Nixon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above ... A. k. a. death tribble in a rubber mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus was once declared Minister Plenipotentiary without portfolio by the nation of Freedonia. Of course, that was in the 1930's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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