cranialspasm Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio loves gaming, beer and women... He has been working in his lab to create a female gamer made entirely of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember seeing news footage of cranialspasm perched on the back of Bolivian bus conductor and urging him on with a horse whip. Apparently it was part of an experimental energy saving program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was originally going to sing "Lovin' You" instead of Minnie Riperton, but he just couldn't hit the high note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's a little known fact but that so called 'drum beat' intro to Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" is actually a recording of tkdguy's heartbeat. When you think about it, it explains rather a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who knows what devilled kidneys lurks in the stomachs of men ? Narratio knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the inspiration for the characters of Doonesbury. Each and every one of them. Particularly Zonker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I wish L. Marcus would stop sending me dreams about losing things like my purse and my plane ticket. Just what is he saying to me ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty has never once shown interest in my explaination of Hiegelian Dualism, its relationship to the works of Enid Blighton and female empowerment embodied in the first season of Lost In Space. How bizarre is that, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above At Bush's inaugaration dinner Narataio lept out of a cake and danced on the tables dressed as Benedict Arnold. For reasons of National Security the entire incident was hushed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble just loves to be tickled pink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once barricaded a Long John Silvers (in full pirate garb) for twelve hours. We didn't have the heart to tell him that the restaurant had been closed for three years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember when cranilspasm was declared by Combine Harvester Monthly to be the person most requested to sit on a John Deere motorised garden mower and go "Vroom vroom". I canceled my subscription soon after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was the one behind the death express trend on rollercoasters whereby the people in the front would set themselves on fire to increase the rush during the trip. Surprisingly it was not that popular. Particularly with the Fire Brigade who hunted him down and stapled his nipples to a cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The real reason Pan Am folded is because Death Tribble was executive VP for flight operations, and he genuinely thought that the airline's perennially bad on-time performance was due to locals manipulating time zones to their advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer led the cattle raid of Cooley, back when he was calm and passionless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Some time back Marcus was brought to trial and found guilty for committing crimes against the state, the verdict included a death sentence and he was thus beheaded. It's one of the reasons you rarely see him nod his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once built a glass cannon character out of glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie was too drunk on the day Diana and Charles married to remember any of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once told me abut the time he went skating in the Romanov's Winter Palace. It was when he tried to use the main staircase as a ski slope that they got tetched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not many people know this, but the character Robin Sherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother was based on Satin Kitty. Neil Patrick Harris has said that he would revisit his decision of sexual preference if Kitty took the role she was born to play. Narratio is stockpiling a warehouse full of spam in preparation for the inevitable zombie uprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The paparazzi once sued cranialspasm for stalking them and ignoring the restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy was once legally obligated to take showers with two Playmates who would ritually scrub his naughtiness away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble used to attend fancy dress parties dressed as Foxbat, but he could never get the ears right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble can fit in most overhead compartments in planes. OH and tdk? The paparazzi once sued cranialspasm for stalking them and ignoring the restraining order. I still maintain that they wanted me to follow them. I couldn't help it if they were really good at playing hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once submitted a completed transcription of War and Peace in 27,000 text messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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