death tribble Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once danced in the Kirov ballet. Until Leonid Breznev paid too close attention. Narratio has not danced since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death gave Breznev tips on how to care for his very impressive eyebrows. But try as Breznev might, he never managed to make them flame with rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Howard Carter could have been the discoverer of Rameses the Great's mummy, but L. Marcus convinced him there wasn't anything worth finding in the tomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy is famed as the man who almost shot Liberty Valance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy's aims were calibrated by Narry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Gene Kelly's 'singing in the rain' routine was stolen from an earlier work by Marcus which he called 'yodeling in the shower'. One can only wonder what cinematic history would be like if it had stayed in the shower and not the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio wrote the music and lyrics for Dance Naked for Satan which was a satirical piece involving lots of nudity. The Pope banned the piece even before the first dress (or undress really) rehersal and sent the Inquisition after Narratio. To this day he finds the Monty Python skit 'No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition' too upsetting for words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble danced naked with Satan. And the Pope. Both were naked two. To the theme song of "Dr. Who". Who was also around dancing naked. And all were covered in chocolate and jelly-beans. But all four declined that it was some fertility charm supposed to bring utter sweetness to the world. Which is true because Fertility Charm and her brother Utter Sweetness were nowhere near that scene ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron was the one who gave Aaron Spelling the idea to create Beverly Hills 90210. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy was the island of Gibraltar for a period of nine years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie stomped his pseudopods, and Atlantis sank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus has a restraining order out against the Little Mermaid in any and all incarnations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble composed the Gilligan's Island theme song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tkdguy is an ancient master of Smell Fu - the Never Change Your Socks Martial Arts. Take a look at the picture: He is missing the guy by a mile and his opponent ist dropping like a fly. Either unconscious or dead. But sterile to 100%. Yes, with Smell Fu you are even fighting the possible decendants of your enemy! Never ask tkdguy to step out of his shoes when he is near you (like - in the same city) or you won't be able to tell your grandchildren about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron once posed as a mountain in Switzerland. No-one knows why. Those who ask and are told, tend to die in odd and mysterious circumstances. And Der Roter Baron is prohibited from putting the reason down in print or from telling the reason in audio/visual form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Todestribbel moonlights as ... moonlight. He keeps London's streets nicely well-lit during blackouts but he charges the Queen so stiffly that she secretly had to sell Prince Charles to New Zealand which now goes by The Princedom of Dingdongeria (he had to change his name to Prince Dingdong for some outlandish reason that nobody wants to share). The downfall of the last reamains of the Empire is not necessarily Todestribbel's fault, but he does his share - thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron has a signed photograph on his wall. It shows what appears to be Rosa Luxembourg, Lenin, Stalin, Che Guevera and Chairman Mao by the Sydney Opera house. The writing says 'Yeah BABY !! Same time Saturday ! VIL' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was the Communist who imposed renaming of the state of Luxemburg in honor of the German revolutionary. Since the place was formerly known as Singe Bouse, the locals went along with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is feared by the actors and actresses in Hollywood after the infamous incident where he made Sharon Stone sing and dance to 'Good Ship Lollipop' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is a prime reason to keep your tinfoil hat on. Otherwise, he can program the song that's stuck in your head. One of the worst nights of my life was the time at the observatory when "Good Ship Lollipop" was the song stuck in my head. And I had no source of other music with which to expunge it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer brainwashes his students with Manilow's Copa Cabana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus was once told to "Go West young man..." and just look what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a genuine fear of the TV series Due South but refuses to say why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Why doesn't death tribble get any respect from Rodney Dangerfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Remember the Bruce Willis/Elijah Wood film "North"? It seems that tkdguy once met the man who walked the dog of the lady who sold newspapers to the boy who delivered pizza to the a man who once walked onto the set of that movie for a crowd scene that was later thrown away. Amazing eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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