L. Marcus Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the Piltdown Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was the blonde one in ABBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribbles. You can't live with 'em, and ... uh ... y'know, I think you'd be better off living without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer does a really good Elvis impression. That is an Elvis who is being devoured by maggots while singiong Blue Suede Shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is like oxygen. You get too much, you get too high. Not enough, and you're going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Teh bunneh really sparkles. In an intimate place. He blames a glitter-and-glue accident in his formative years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus resents hot chocolate jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty -- femme fatale and eminence gris behind the throne of New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above You know that Doc Savage movie ? Listen very carefully and one of the times the backing singers were supposed to say Doc Savage they say L Marcus. L Marcus how to go into hiding for about 10 years as Ron Ely publicly stated he was going to rip him in half for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above For a rare treat, ask Death Tribble to prepare his version of Hungarian Rats' Heads Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Poor Cancer. All his life he wanted to meet royalty. One evening, he got his wish. He came face to face with Queen Elizabeth II. Unfortunately, he thought she was Ruth Buzzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tkd -- Dame Edna's online persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus was once discribed as being in the forefront of counter-revolutionary sartorial elegence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was the first pavement laid in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble invented Can-Can. Apparently, he has this "thing" about frills . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I heard that L.Marcus was once arrested for attempting to cross breed a Strasburg based EEC politician with a lemur. Apparently the lemur lodged a complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once drank the Caspian Sea for a bet. The bet being he wasn't that stupid..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was only after I'd drank the Caspian that I discovered that death tribble had cornered the market on stomach pumps as part of a fiendish plan to exact vengeance upon the VAT inspectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Tiananmen Square tank guy? Not Narratio, but his body double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Anyone remember the old tune "Walk like an Egyptian"? To my knowledge Cancer is the only person to ever do so in real life... and still does. Walking behind him in a supermarket is an education in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented the word rancid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Actually I invented the word "acrid", but the death tribble was feeling a bit dyslexic the day he passed it over to the OED people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented Takla Makan. Why, no-one knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus used to visit airports and stand in the arrivals hall carrying a sign saying "Welcome Key Biscayne Motor Home Appreciation Society". For heavens sake don't ask why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio started up a lonely widow organisation. What people did not know was the lonely widows in question were Black Widow Spiders and the odd Preying Mantis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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